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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #467 on: February 03, 2015, 05:10:20 pm »
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #468 on: February 03, 2015, 05:16:12 pm »
To be fair, he was probably going to cancel eventually anyway.

That's why it's in the Onion thread - he actually gave a reason far enough in advance that people didn't have to buy tickets or get their hopes up of actually being able to see Moz live, when, in reality, we all knew they were never going to happen.
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #470 on: February 05, 2015, 11:43:05 pm »
Morrissey refusing to play at venues that won't go vegetarian is nothing new, its often in his clauses that the venue can't serve meat.

Coachella apparently offered to go vegetarian in an effort to get Morrissey and Marr to play as The Smiths a few years back.

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #471 on: February 06, 2015, 08:58:02 am »
Can you imagine a unwashed farting mass of people?  The portapotty people would probably require hazmat suits
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #472 on: February 06, 2015, 10:16:57 am »
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #473 on: February 06, 2015, 10:49:56 am »
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #474 on: February 06, 2015, 03:13:57 pm »
Perhaps this is more fitting for the "When Reality Reflects Arrested Development."

Mother Has 6-Year Old Son Kidnapped To Teach Him A Lesson

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #475 on: February 06, 2015, 03:22:01 pm »
Perhaps this is more fitting for the "When Reality Reflects Arrested Development."

Mother Has 6-Year Old Son Kidnapped To Teach Him A Lesson
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #476 on: February 06, 2015, 04:14:37 pm »
Perhaps this is more fitting for the "When Reality Reflects Arrested Development."

Mother Has 6-Year Old Son Kidnapped To Teach Him A Lesson
I read this earlier today and was absolutely stunned. Not really sure how its "kidnapping" but everyone involved needs some major child abuse charges, and the "kidnapper" and anyone else who was complicit in the de-pants'ing of the boy needs on the registry.

EDIT: The story in the above link is less detailed than what I read earlier. In that account, once in the basement, the boy's pants were removed and he was threatened with sodomy, IIRC.
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #477 on: February 06, 2015, 05:41:45 pm »
Extreme's 'More Than Words': The Oral History of 1991's Iconic Ballad

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/features/extremes-more-than-words-oral-history-1991-ballad-20150206
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #479 on: February 06, 2015, 06:07:14 pm »
Extreme's 'More Than Words': The Oral History of 1991's Iconic Ballad

Can I have that ten minutes of my life back?
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