When reality reflects The Onion (redux)

[vansmack]

Guy creates fake wooden passenger to drive in the HOV lane, gets busted

http://wric.com/2015/02/27/man-caught-driving-in-hov-lane-with-fake-wooden-passenger/

Oldest trick in the book.

I remember an episode of CHiPs where Ponch and Jon pull a couple over who have their dog wearing a hat sitting in the back seat to use the HOV lane.  That was late 70's early 80's.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

I remember the Jetson's movie, George had an inflatable dummy in his spaceship so he could use the HOV lane in space.

[grateful]

I remember when the...oh wait - that wasn't me.

[vansmack]

The Gold Apple Watch costs $10,000 upwards....

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

The Gold Apple Watch costs $10,000 upwards....

love the first comment on that article: Gold Apple Watch: When just being a regular douchebag is not enough.

[betao]

Guy takes a massive shit on a transcontinental flight, forces plane to turn around

http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/someone-did-a-shit-so-bad-a-british-airways-flight-had-to-turn-around-and-land-475

[sweetcell]

apparently being badly beaten by Obama wasn't enough for Romney:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2399141-evander-holyfield-to-fight-mitt-romney-for-charity-event

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Guy takes a massive shit on a transcontinental flight, forces plane to turn around

http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/someone-did-a-shit-so-bad-a-british-airways-flight-had-to-turn-around-and-land-475

This is hysterical.

Ask me to shit up a wall and I would not know where to start. If I was trying, I do not think I could shit along a vertical pane. But there are people out there who seem to manage it on the regular. Do they go to the doctor immediately after? When you "deposit" something so forcefully that it ricochets right back out again, do you go straight to A&E and say, like, "Hello, doctor, something is very wrong with me," or do you, like, try and walk it off?

[sweetcell]

Almost 60,000 People Sign Petition Asking Glastonbury to Cancel Kanye West Performance
"Let's prevent this musical injustice now!"
http://www.spin.com/articles/kanye-west-petition-glastonbury-festival-cancel/

[kosmo vinyl]

I think the better petition is to replace Kayne with Alan Partridge, in line with another petition to replace Clarkson on top gear with Alan Partridge

[Justin Tonation]

Mr. T Is Hosting A Home Improvement Show And It?s Called ?I Pity The Tool?

[Justin Tonation]

Christian minister claims her gift of prophecy allows her to predict movie plots

[shemptiness]

http://screamer.deadspin.com/el-salvador-team-fans-baffled-by-wrong-anthem-at-fedex-1694308148/+kevindraper

[hutch]

triste pero tipico..
y washington tiene una comunidad salvadorena grande!

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

neither Lionel Messi nor Sergio Aguero took the field ??
Why even come...free trip to the US I guess is fun

I noticed Hutch dropped the Latino from his name....but can't stop posting that way??