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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #855 on: January 08, 2016, 03:53:27 pm »
Look at that girl. I don't believe for one second she was eating less than 50% of that order.
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #856 on: January 11, 2016, 01:56:45 pm »
so you can buy Hef's Playboy mansion for $200mil...the catch is you have to let him live there until he dies
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #857 on: January 12, 2016, 09:48:10 am »
"Here's a better photo of me" - Ohio man with warrants sends police a better-looking picture for mugshot

http://wric.com/2016/01/12/here-is-a-better-photo-ohio-man-unhappy-with-mug-shot-sends-new-pic-to-police/

Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #858 on: January 12, 2016, 01:50:08 pm »
"Here's a better photo of me" - Ohio man with warrants sends police a better-looking picture for mugshot

http://wric.com/2016/01/12/here-is-a-better-photo-ohio-man-unhappy-with-mug-shot-sends-new-pic-to-police/
well his original mugshot was pretty bad

but come on with the glasses...

I did find this classic mugshot though

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #859 on: January 12, 2016, 04:23:15 pm »
"Here's a better photo of me" - Ohio man with warrants sends police a better-looking picture for mugshot

http://wric.com/2016/01/12/here-is-a-better-photo-ohio-man-unhappy-with-mug-shot-sends-new-pic-to-police/
well his original mugshot was pretty bad

but come on with the glasses...

First I was like, Alfonso Ribiero got arrested?!?


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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #860 on: January 12, 2016, 11:02:47 pm »
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #861 on: January 13, 2016, 02:25:41 pm »

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #862 on: January 15, 2016, 01:52:01 pm »


h/t @LaurelHalo
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #863 on: January 15, 2016, 01:54:11 pm »


h/t @matdryhurst
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #864 on: January 15, 2016, 01:56:46 pm »


h/t @matdryhurst
To be fair, daily beatings toughens one up at some point.
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #865 on: January 15, 2016, 04:54:53 pm »

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #866 on: January 15, 2016, 05:07:35 pm »
you were molested, by a priest, weren't you?

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #867 on: January 15, 2016, 05:08:27 pm »
you were molested, by a priest, weren't you?
Gurrrrrrrl. . .
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #868 on: January 15, 2016, 05:20:36 pm »
you were molested, by a priest, weren't you?

No, but I was repeatedly told that god impregnated a woman mary who had a son named jesus who walked on water and died on a cross to save me from my sins and if i didn't believe it i was going to burn in hell. how is that for lack of punctuation?

I've never even met a priest as best i can remember.

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #869 on: January 15, 2016, 05:29:36 pm »
you don't believe in jesus?  you do know, that jesus invented beer?  at least, thats what i heard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwSVskQW3Uo