When reality reflects The Onion (redux)

[Space Freely]

Ed Sheeran Admits He Once 'Cracked Justin Bieber Right in the Face' With a Golf Club

http://www.billboard.com/articles/columns/pop/7710087/ed-sheeran-hit-justin-bieber-golf-club-guardian-interview

I'm torn on this one as cracking Justin Bieber sounds pretty punk rock but using a golf club most certainly does not.

[grateful]

A Masterchef winner has opened a restaurant where diners are served food on the backs of their hands as the so-called 'no plates' fad reaches a new extreme.

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/masterchef-winner-causes-stir-with-new-restaurant-which-serves-food-directly-onto-diners-hands-a3495896.html

[Justin Tonation]

David Pogue tested 47 pill-reminder apps to find the best

[betao]

People are trolling the shit out of Cracker Barrel's FB page ever since someone known only as "Brad's Wife" was fired. Apparently the husband, Brad, posted "Why did you fire my wife?" and the internet basically took over from there.

https://www.facebook.com/crackerbarrel/

Pure gold.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Pure gold.

Very funny.

[sweetcell]

A bust of Real Madrid and Portugal superstar Cristiano Ronaldo has been slammed as "questionable" and "horrifying" after it was unveiled at the Aeroporto da Madeira.
 
"For a very handsome man, Ronaldo has had some appalling luck with statue-makers" - luck?  or revenge of the average-looking?

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

A bust of Real Madrid and Portugal superstar Cristiano Ronaldo has been slammed as "questionable" and "horrifying" after it was unveiled at the Aeroporto da Madeira.
 
"For a very handsome man, Ronaldo has had some appalling luck with statue-makers" - luck?  or revenge of the average-looking?

Perhaps we have a Dorian Gray situation on our hands. . .

[DeathFromAbove1979]

A bust of Real Madrid and Portugal superstar Cristiano Ronaldo has been slammed as "questionable" and "horrifying" after it was unveiled at the Aeroporto da Madeira.
 
"For a very handsome man, Ronaldo has had some appalling luck with statue-makers" - luck?  or revenge of the average-looking?

Can't believe people are handsome-shaming him. Sad!

[sweetcell]

^ both of the above replies are excellent.  this is why i come to this board.

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I really prefer the bulge one


speaking of, found this fantastic one

[Justin Tonation]

NRA employee accidentally shoots himself during firearm training at headquarters

[sweetcell]

Philippine clinic uses Wolverine to sell circumcisions
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/04/05/Philippine-clinic-uses-Wolverine-to-sell-circumcisions/8641491415455/

[evilizac]

America!
https://www.yahoo.com/news/cremation-apos-overly-obese-apos-124507710.html

[grateful]

DC forgets to withhold Social Security and Medicare taxes from employees paychecks.  For 10 years.

http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Social-Security-Medicare-Wasnt-Withheld-From-Hundreds-of-DC-Government-Employees-Paychecks-420747533.html