A state trooper stopped a 95-year-old woman on the interstate. As he was running her license, he discovered she had a concealed carry permit. He asked the woman if she had any firearms in the vehicle to which she replied "Yes. I have a .45 Smith & Wesson in the glove compartment, a 357 magnum in the console, and a 38 special in my purse." The trooper said "Lady what are you afraid of?" To which the woman said "Not a damn thing!"