So what's the deal with men missing the urinal when they piss? Every fucking day I use the bathroom and someone has pissed on the floor. Today it was so bad, I started sliding on the floor as I pissed due to the piss on the floor and my lack of shoes with traction. Yet, I still manage to keep my piss in the urinal (which is well placed and at proper height), just as I have every day for the past 10 years.
We're in a small 22 person office that doesn't get much outside foot traffic. It has to be the same person doing it everyday, right?
How out of line would it be if I hung I sign saying "If you miss, please clean your piss."?