Author Topic: Julian's America II: Electric Boogaloo  (Read 70980 times)

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Re: Julian's America II: Electric Boogaloo
« Reply #180 on: November 01, 2016, 05:19:33 pm »
I see you're spreading your gospel on CraigsList as well

Public Service Announcement for Men

Gentlemen, it's bad enough that we're seeking female companionship on what amounts to the clearance sale rack of the online dating realm.

Single women in the Craigslist personals who are between 25&45 years old and not fat (not slender or athletic - just NOT fat) need to be put on the endangered species list.

It's a crisis of epic proportions.

The pandemic of fat women on Craigslist (and North America on a whole) has thrown the dating ecosystem severely out of balance.

As it stands, men are competing so fiercely for non-fat women that even women with unsightly physiognomy -but a non-fat body- are trophies.

Fat women on Craigslist looking to land an alpha male have never had more of an incentive to lose weight than right now.

A healthy dating ecosystem needs a relative balance of fat women, non-fat women, alpha males, beta males, and losers (yes -losers, because losers prevent women from taking beta males for granted) to keep the dating market in check.

A preponderance of fat women leads to said women -in the aggregate- trying to procure men that are beyond their market value, because they know most men will have few to no options.

To wit; the plethora of adipose women on Craigslist who list tall, handsome, FIT (the unmitigated gall!) and established as a requisite to contacting them.

If these pachyderms applied their delusion offline, they would be summarily laughed off the face of the planet.

Conversely, a dearth of non-fat women leads to said women virtually all trying to land an alpha male, because they know that as a limited-supply high-demand demographic, they can market themselves at a premium - irrespective of physiognomy.

To wit; the absence of non-fat women on the Craigslist personals - with the exception of escorts, who descend en masse due to the very large, and thus very lucrative makrket of men who are absolutely starving for non-fat women.

The biggest winners (figuratively and literally) in this imbalanced ecosystem are fat women; this is due to the large pool of quality beta males who would otherwise prefer to date non-fat women, but now have no choice but to hunt the game that they are surrounded by. That being Mammuthus subplanifrons.

Conversely, the biggest losers in this imbalanced ecosystem are.....well, losers; because in a healthy dating market, losers have no choice but fatties.

However, in a market where fatties run the show, losers have no choice - because their natural prey now do.

Barring a miraculous influx of non-fat (preferably slender or athletic with attractive physiognomy) women, the men on Craigslist will be at the mercy of a BBW dynasty for generations to come.
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Re: Julian's America II: Electric Boogaloo
« Reply #181 on: November 01, 2016, 08:50:31 pm »
will be at the mercy of a BBW dynasty for generations to come.
ended well
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Re: Julian's America II: Electric Boogaloo
« Reply #182 on: November 01, 2016, 09:19:01 pm »
 :-\Just announced . . . all relaxer thinks about is sex.

You just, that rhing between his legs, is a monster.

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Re: Julian's America II: Electric Boogaloo
« Reply #183 on: November 02, 2016, 09:42:25 am »
I think about a LOT more than just sex: masturbation, porn, nudity, barnyard animals, used panties, men's synchronized swimming, reverse cowgirls, and the like.
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Re: Julian's America II: Electric Boogaloo
« Reply #184 on: November 02, 2016, 09:43:18 am »
barnyard animals,
Well, shit, Walkie's going to leave again. Great job, Relaxer.  ::)
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Re: Julian's America II: Electric Boogaloo
« Reply #185 on: November 02, 2016, 11:05:50 am »
Just announced also, voice to text on Samsung phones is worth a pile of s***. It makes you look like you don't know how to f****** type.

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Re: Julian's America II: Electric Boogaloo
« Reply #186 on: November 02, 2016, 11:15:22 am »
How do you say "f********" with voice-to-text?

Did you say "eff asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk"

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Re: Julian's America II: Electric Boogaloo
« Reply #187 on: November 02, 2016, 11:16:27 am »
And be honest, did you actually pronounce that second 's' all the way to the end? I mean, you just went with "asterik" after the 3rd or 4th one, right? You're only one man.
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Re: Julian's America II: Electric Boogaloo
« Reply #188 on: November 02, 2016, 11:57:50 am »
I never feel as ridiculous as I do when I'm using voice to text and I say "dot space dot space dot" to make sure my ellipsis is properly formatted.
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Re: Julian's America II: Electric Boogaloo
« Reply #189 on: November 02, 2016, 07:03:47 pm »
Samsung phones will not allow you to curse on voice to text.

They are f****** owned by Jesus, or something.

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Re: Julian's America II: Electric Boogaloo
« Reply #190 on: November 02, 2016, 08:21:35 pm »

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Re: Julian's America II: Electric Boogaloo
« Reply #191 on: November 07, 2016, 04:28:54 pm »
Maybe this goes better here.

A question to the board:

I recently discovered that my credit card's reward program allows you to trade points for concert tickets.  There's a disclaimer that you're "purchasing" tickets with points through a reseller, and are "paying" more points than actual face value.  Most of the listed shows are not sold out, and I could pay actual face value money (plus fees) for actual tickets.  Is it better to trade virtual money for actual tickets that essentially cost me nothing but virtually cost me more than I would or should have to pay, or do I pay actual money (plus fees) and save my virtual points for I have no idea whatever else you can get for points?

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Re: Julian's America II: Electric Boogaloo
« Reply #192 on: November 07, 2016, 04:35:29 pm »
The answer to your question is dependent on what else you can use your points on and does it have a similar "markup" on other rewards purchases or solely on tickets.

That said, I fail to understand how CC reward points fall under the Julian's America purview as we would simply call our personal spending concierge that comes with our AmEx Blacks and get them to explain this to us.
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Re: Julian's America II: Electric Boogaloo
« Reply #193 on: November 07, 2016, 04:39:02 pm »
Sadly, I'm in between spending concierges at this point.

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Re: Julian's America II: Electric Boogaloo
« Reply #194 on: November 09, 2016, 03:05:48 pm »
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