Julian's America II: Electric Boogaloo

[hutch]

Pardonez moi je passed out from  boredom

[vansmack]

Your Amazon has arrived:

https://www.24sevres.com/en-us/

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Your Amazon has arrived:

https://www.24sevres.com/en-us/

We'd require a credit check and a password just to access the splash screen were it truly my amazon.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

not sure I understand...please explain

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

That is a mockup of an "edgy" rebranding strategy that was getting bandied about by my social media team. We decided a year would never adequately sum up my influence and anything short of an era was excessively underselling the Julian brand. Those promotional materials were not meant to be released for public consumption, but apparently someone decided to make a few bucks off my fans and sold them. Whaddaya gonna do?

I will unload the domain for $2500 if you're interested.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Louise Linton’s Guide to Fall Fashion for Poors

Greetings #peasants, it’s me, Louise Linton, in a beautiful #hermesscarf and #tomford sunnies. You may know my husband, Steve Mnuchin, America’s Secretary of Treasure.... I am also #rich, and probably paid more taxes on my #farragamo pants than you have in your entire worthless life.


I assume she get's an honorary membership to JA

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Louise Linton’s Guide to Fall Fashion for Poors

Greetings #peasants, it’s me, Louise Linton, in a beautiful #hermesscarf and #tomford sunnies. You may know my husband, Steve Mnuchin, America’s Secretary of Treasure.... I am also #rich, and probably paid more taxes on my #farragamo pants than you have in your entire worthless life.


I assume she get's an honorary membership to JA

Shes currently serving as our Secretary of the Interior Design.

[grateful]

The Montgomery County Department of Liquor Control is excited to announce its upcoming lottery for Patrón en Lalique, an extremely rare and luxurious product. Patrón tequila, one of the world's highest quality spirits, and Lalique, master French crystal maker, have come together to introduce a first-of-its-kind exclusive collaboration, Patrón en Lalique: Serie 1. This special series is limited to 500 bottles worldwide and Montgomery County has been able to procure one of these rare bottles.

To make the purchasing process as fair as possible, we have decided to offer a lottery for our single bottle of Patrón en Lalique (priced at $6,799.99) --the lottery opens today and concludes on Tuesday, October 10th.

https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/dlc-patron

I've got my best people on this.

[herman otto]

Fuck off, tequila.

[hutch]

I do not get tequila or why people drink it.

[hutch]

I think its like a macho thing

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

$375 ‘antifa’ jacket from Barneys

look like a radical, but pay top dollar

[sweetcell]

if jules was a doctor in a galaxy far, far away (let's face it, Julian's America = the evil empire...)

gawd i love these (and these, and...)

[Justin Tonation]

‘May I, Papa?’: McDonald’s Is Releasing A New Fig And Ladyfinger McFlurry For Fancy Little Boys Who Desire A Treat

[walkonbyeeeeeeeee]

‘May I, Papa?’: McDonald’s Is Releasing A New Fig And Ladyfinger McFlurry For Fancy Little Boys Who Desire A Treat

i am not sure, which would make me barf first . . . the actual product, or having to read that article again.