Julian's America II: Electric Boogaloo

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that was a great read...the last line was great

The other four victims of the crash remain in intensive care at St. Peter's University Hospital, suffering from conditions ranging from poor to lower-class.

[vansmack]

that was a great read...the last line was great

Every time I thought the humor would end, it got better.  And yes, it climaxed at the end.

[hutch]

Sex on the brain

[sweetcell]

couldn't decide if this belonged here, or on smackie's thread:

[sweetcell]

Chipotle Goes After Julian Americans With New Menu

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Chipotle Goes After Julian Americans With New Menu

It would be a shocking turn of events for me to start hyping Chipotle and excontradiction to critique it.

[vansmack]

Nearly put this in the celebrity crime thread, but thought it would be better here:

LORI LOUGHLIN'S DAUGHTER OLIVIA LEAVES YACHT OWNED BY TOP USC OFFICIAL

 "My daughter and a group of students left for spring break prior to the government's announcement yesterday. Once we became aware of the investigation, the young woman decided it would be in her best interests to return home." - Rick Caruso, Chair of the USC Board of Trustees

Olivia is off the yacht.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Nearly put this in the celebrity crime thread, but thought it would be better here:

LORI LOUGHLIN'S DAUGHTER OLIVIA LEAVES YACHT OWNED BY TOP USC OFFICIAL

 "My daughter and a group of students left for spring break prior to the government's announcement yesterday. Once we became aware of the investigation, the young woman decided it would be in her best interests to return home." - Rick Caruso, Chair of the USC Board of Trustees

Olivia is off the yacht.

God I love this story.

[vansmack]

God I love this story.

It is entirely possible that she was on the yacht because of her collegiate level crew skills, you know, in case of emergency.

Also, just how bad were her grades/SAT/ACT scores if she's friends with the Chair of USC's board and still had to bribe her way in?

[Yada]

I feel like this has been done before.

https://www.stereogum.com/2036346/stereogum-presents-nochella/news/?fbclid=IwAR35L7RW_SAinB16ezTZ3NphsC2OuXUKuAiIIVlMReWnVpXgf9Oq6rfwcFM

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

I feel like this has been done before.

https://www.stereogum.com/2036346/stereogum-presents-nochella/news/?fbclid=IwAR35L7RW_SAinB16ezTZ3NphsC2OuXUKuAiIIVlMReWnVpXgf9Oq6rfwcFM

If you think this is blatant rip-offery, you should see those shamless fucks over at Harpers ripping off my Integers work with their "Harper's Index" section. Credit me, you derivative cowards!

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The proposed tariffs would cover not only aircraft but also wine, cheese, woolen suits and other signature European products.

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A jet co-owned by Avenatti was seized Wednesday as part of the ongoing investigation

So he'd like to think he was a member of JA....but 'co-owned'

I'm just so glad he didn't follow through with announcing that he was going to run in 2020...that would have certainly hurt the brand

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

A jet co-owned by Avenatti was seized Wednesday as part of the ongoing investigation

So he'd like to think he was a member of JA....but 'co-owned'

I'm just so glad he didn't follow through with announcing that he was going to run in 2020...that would have certainly hurt the brand

Avenatti was never JA. JA is not threatening to black mail Nike; its saying mean things about Bruno Magli's fall line. You're comparing apples and Ketel One Oranj.

[kosmo vinyl]

There is sadness in the Electric Boogaloo today as it has been revealed that Julian is not true besties with Carly Rae Jepsen. Be sure to give Julian a hug if you see him..

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/carly-rae-jepsen-new-song-julien-listen-824597/