Julian's America II: Electric Boogaloo

[sweetcell]

This is peak Taylor aesthetic, for sure.

Tool - Stinkfist But It's We Are Never Getting Back Together By Taylor Swift

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

This is peak Taylor aesthetic, for sure.

Tool - Stinkfist But It's We Are Never Getting Back Together By Taylor Swift

Elbow deep inside the borderline -- inject this right into my veins.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

So if you were thinking of buying me something from the Neiman's catalog this year because you had 22.5 million incircle points to burn

[vansmack]

The Macan?

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

The Macan?

Not sure you can get that from the NM catalog, but that would complement the trailer well

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

This event always makes me think of something Julian would do...

Dandies and Quaintrelles

But at the same time, I can't see julian riding a bike

I guess you could borrow the vest and cap from Kosmo

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

I guess you could borrow the vest and cap from Kosmo

I'm too young to be a 50-something DJ. Then again, I guess Kosmo is probably too old to be one, but its never stopped him. I'll think on it.

[sweetcell]

Rats besiege New York Chipotle, eating avocados and attacking staff
Rodents were so brazen that the Upper West Side location closed after the wiring systems were chewed through

[kosmo vinyl]

Ms. Swift just punk'd all year end "Best Of"  list makers by announcing a 9th album to be released tomorrow...  not saying this album the "Folklore sister record" would have made any of  those already created lists, but still pretty funny if you ask me...  so does this mean the long awaited Blazer song will be released :p

 

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Ms. Swift just punk'd all year end "Best Of"  list makers by announcing a 9th album to be released tomorrow...  not saying this album the "Folklore sister record" would have made any of  those already created lists, but still pretty funny if you ask me...  so does this mean the long awaited Blazer song will be released :p

Tired take: 2020, worst year ever.

Woke take: 2020, best year ever.

[vansmack]

Michigan Extends Harbaugh for 5 more years!

49-22 in six seasons.
34-16 in Big Ten play.
Has yet to defeat Ohio State.
Made 5 bowl games and lost four of them.  Hasn't sniffed the FBS Playoffs.

Julian's America!

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Taking a fifty percent salary cut and the buyout in year one is $3 million. He’ll be gone in 11 months unless he whips the program around 180 degrees.

They clearly hoped he’d decline the contract and find something in the NFL. Oh well, he brought in a decent recruiting class so it’s not like waiting a year for a coaching change is going to crater anything.

[vansmack]

You mean he wasn't really going to the NFL and Michigan didn't jump into prevent that from happening?  Shocked!  Shocked I am!

At least the whole team watched American Sniper...

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

I mean those contract terms are a clear bluff in hopes he’d find another gig. But there was no other gig for him. So he called the bluff.

If it were me, I’d just cut bait and hire Matt Campbell but I think it’s just going to get delayed 11 months.

[sweetcell]

ack, so i had like a dozen WaPo articles open, but i closed them and now i can't find a specific one so i can't provide the link at this time, but:

in an article describing the events of this past wednesday, they stated that trump watched the riot on tv with some glee saying "they're fighting for me!" - however, he was distraught over the "rag-tag, unkempt look" of the mob. 

probably would have gotten higher ratings from trump if the human maelstrom cleaned itself up and got a stylist.  i thought this was one of the most JA things he's ever said.