Julian's America II: Electric Boogaloo

[grateful]

Perfect event, for Julian's reporting skills.

8/1-3 Allianz Amphitheater at Riverfront, Richmond, VA

Phish


Just, a rumor, at this point.

Hmmm

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Perfect event, for Julian's reporting skills.

8/1-3 Allianz Amphitheater at Riverfront, Richmond, VA

Phish


Just, a rumor, at this point.

Oh, fuck no. Oh, FUCK no.

Scheduling PTO and getting the fuck out of town now. Jesus Fucking Christ, the town is going to smell till Labor Day.

[grateful]

Perfect event, for Julian's reporting skills.

8/1-3 Allianz Amphitheater at Riverfront, Richmond, VA

Phish


Just, a rumor, at this point.

Oh, fuck no. Oh, FUCK no.

Scheduling PTO and getting the fuck out of town now. Jesus Fucking Christ, the town is going to smell till Labor Day.

So you're saying your house will be available.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Perfect event, for Julian's reporting skills.

8/1-3 Allianz Amphitheater at Riverfront, Richmond, VA

Phish


Just, a rumor, at this point.

Oh, fuck no. Oh, FUCK no.

Scheduling PTO and getting the fuck out of town now. Jesus Fucking Christ, the town is going to smell till Labor Day.

So you're saying your house will be available.

NOT FOR THIS.

[Blow, me, Joey]

Water. That's, the post.

[cadhatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Water. That's, the post.

its always been about water
Those who control it, control the world
So to think JA doesn’t have their tiny hands all over it, would have me very surprised

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Water. That's, the post.

Welcome to Julian’s Flint. This place is descending into madness over three inches of snow. We have 300,000 with no drinkable water, tens of thousands without power, buses are inoperable and secondary roads completely untouched. Hospital ERs are turning away patients unless they have approved conditions — which is great since there’s a non-zero chance of a dysentery outbreak. We need to get some FEMA Mansions with Fainting Couches setup ASAP.

THIS IS GODS WRATH FOR THIS CITY BOOKING A THREE NIGHT PHISH RUN.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

The neighboring counties water systems are starting to crash because they get part of their water from Richmond and they’re empty too. We are like 12 bad hours from the national guard getting called in for humanitarian relief. Red Cross has been running water lines (read: people standing in line for bottled water) all day.

[cadhatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Can't people just melt the snow?

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Can't people just melt the snow?

That is usable as non-potable water but you should not drink it.

[sweetcell]

when JA went metal:

Megadeth’s Dave Mustaine And His Family Unveil ‘House Of Mustaine’ Wine/Luxury Brand

‘Founding member and frontman of GRAMMY® Award-winning and multi-Platinum selling metal group MEGADETH, Dave Mustaine, alongside his family—Pamela Mustaine (President), Electra Mustaine (VP / Sommelier), and Justis Mustaine—have co-founded the visionary wine brand HOUSE OF MUSTAINE which uniquely blends music, culture, and fine winemaking.

From its inception as a passion project to its evolution into a global wine destination, HOUSE OF MUSTAINE combines the artistry of winemaking with a deep respect for tradition, sustainability, and innovation.


move over, jules, we have a new king of music-related luxury

[cadhatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

wait, are you implying that you are the new king of music-related luxury?

[sweetcell]

moi???  jamais!

i bow before the king of lifestyle brands, the one and only Mr. Mustaine

[grateful]

I’m looking for high-end shoe polish that doesn’t smell bad. What does JA recommend? I’ve read good things about Saphir

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

I’m looking for high-end shoe polish that doesn’t smell bad. What does JA recommend? I’ve read good things about Saphir

You've figured this one out on your own. Saphir Pate de Luxe is what you want.