random . . . randomness

[walk,on,by]

I applaud the milk jug to water jug movement.  I do not applaud, Richmond "proper."

[RatBastard]

I applaud the milk jug to water jug movement.  I do not applaud, Richmond "proper."

Most of Richmond  proper is a total fucking shit hole and (other than fan rats) most of the inhabitants thereof are ass hats at best.

[grateful]

Trevor Noah loves Instagram

https://instagram.com/p/7EMcSJh-YA/

[shemptiness]

Asshats, douchenozzles and hamplanets.  Rank them.  Go! 

[walk,on,by]

Hamplanets, shall rule them all.

[DeathFromAbove1979]

that says it all....although I could have sworn he's stated that he doesn't live in Richmond proper

I live in Richmond proper.

You all are missing the point. It doesn't matter if it's a gallon milk jug that has been emptied out and refilled with water or a proper gallon jug of water. If you're walking around at a gym with a gallon of water and crushing it after slamming your weights down on the ground -- something that is in no way unique to Richmond, VA -- then you're a total douchenozzle. And it would be nice if there was a gym that refused service to douchenozzles without going wildly the other way like Planet Fitness that (apparently) refuses service to people who want to do actual exercising.

This seems like such a cry for attention. Aren't there water fountains in there? It takes too much time to walk over to a water fountain and have a drink or to, ya know, refill your water bottle? Jesus.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

This seems like such a cry for attention. Aren't there water fountains in there? It takes too much time to walk over to a water fountain and have a drink or to, ya know, refill your water bottle? Jesus.

Or even have a normal human sized water bottle you might have to fill up once. It's totally a look at me move.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Asshats, douchenozzles and hamplanets.  Rank them.  Go! 

They're not all comparable. Asshats and douchenozzles are attempts to speak to one's jerk-ness, whereas hamplanets is a measurement of size. It's like asking me to rank quarts vs square footage.

[Space Freely]

This woman has been married and divorced three times.

https://twitter.com/cnn/status/638753204969209856

[walk,on,by]

stone the whore.  the bible says, stone the whore.  gods authority, and all that.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

me personally, I like to get stoned with the whores
but then again I profess to be a philistine

[hutch]

who is this jaded..and where did she or he come from? whence was she/he sent and wherefore will she/he go?

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

who is this jaded

=grateful

[sweetcell]

The Last Audio Cassette Factory

Springfield, MO-based National Audio Company opened in 1969 and when other major manufacturers abandoned tape manufacturing for CD production in the late 1990s, the company held on tight. Now, the cassette maker is pumping out more cassettes than ever before.

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/videos/2015-09-01/the-last-audio-cassette-factory

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

The Last Audio Cassette Factory

Springfield, MO-based National Audio Company opened in 1969 and when other major manufacturers abandoned tape manufacturing for CD production in the late 1990s, the company held on tight. Now, the cassette maker is pumping out more cassettes than ever before.

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/videos/2015-09-01/the-last-audio-cassette-factory

Over/under on how long before Smackie shows up and comments about the absurdity of physical media and disruptive technology? I'll put it at 40 minutes.