The other day, my wife was stopped at a red light, and there was an old woman driver in the right lane, blocking people from making a right hand turn.
Some guy behind the old woman started honking furiously for the woman to move so he could make his turn (of course, she couldn't, because the light was red, and she was going straight).
My wife rolled down her window and said to the guy "Calm down, what are you honking about?"
And he replied, "Stupid people shouldn't be allowed to drive."
And she replied "You've got a beard, you're a hippie, chill out."
He replied by giving her the finger and speeding off, as the light had gone green.
The end.
