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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #4860 on: February 22, 2019, 11:41:34 am »
If you don’t wash your hands after going to the bathroom I don’t know what to tell you...so gross

Makes one want to stop shaking hands

You guys.

The best way to prevent the spread of disease - to yourself and others - is to wash your hands frequently.

Chipotle doesn't expose you to germs, generally speaking. But since you're in Chipotle already, and since you're there 3-6 times per day, it turns out to be a convenient time to wash your hands.

If you otherwise wash your hands separate from when you eat Chipotle, fine. But I'm guessing that if you refuse to wash your hands at Chipotle, you're probably not gonna do it any other time either.

And you're a disease vector.

Can you please just wash your hands?
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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #4861 on: February 22, 2019, 11:48:41 am »
awww, did you forget I switched to sweetgreen?

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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #4862 on: February 22, 2019, 12:00:05 pm »
awww, did you forget I switched to sweetgreen?
In my heart, you're still Chipotle to me.
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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #4863 on: February 22, 2019, 05:56:50 pm »
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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #4864 on: February 22, 2019, 06:02:27 pm »
^funny as Facebook has told me like 30 times today
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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #4865 on: February 22, 2019, 06:22:02 pm »
^funny as Facebook has told me like 30 times today

really?  i heard through someone else... FB clearly thought this was more relevant to your lifestyle  ;D
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« Reply #4866 on: February 22, 2019, 06:26:36 pm »
^funny as Facebook has told me like 30 times today

really?  i heard through someone else... FB clearly thought this was more relevant to your lifestyle  ;D
I like to drink...but almost never get a margarita
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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #4867 on: February 22, 2019, 06:26:39 pm »
really?  i heard through someone else... FB clearly thought this was more relevant to your lifestyle  ;D

Funny, because I learned about it from your wife's FB feed....
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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #4868 on: February 22, 2019, 06:39:10 pm »
i assure you it's ENTIRELY relevant to her lifestyle.
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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #4869 on: February 22, 2019, 06:51:50 pm »
i assure you it's ENTIRELY relevant to her lifestyle.

Well, I have always liked your wife more than you...
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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #4870 on: February 22, 2019, 07:03:38 pm »
i assure you it's ENTIRELY relevant to her lifestyle.

Well, I have always liked your wife more than you...


same.
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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #4871 on: February 23, 2019, 03:02:56 pm »
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« Reply #4872 on: February 23, 2019, 03:59:09 pm »
you guys keep using the word lifestyle and talking about each others wives...hmmm
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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #4873 on: February 23, 2019, 05:46:25 pm »
you guys keep using the word lifestyle and talking about each others wives...hmmm
I’ve been trying to figure out which one is Peterson and which one is Kekich as long as I’ve known them.
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Re: random . . . randomness
« Reply #4874 on: February 25, 2019, 02:26:05 pm »
so . . . how long does food stay good in a refrigerator during a power outage?  power went out at 430 pm at the house, and back on at 330 am.  never opened it once.  and due to the amount of rain we've had out here, the ground was saturated, meaning my large sump pump chamber was filling up quick.  Luckily I caught it in time, before a flooded basement occurred, but I literally had to manually haul water with a bucket from the sump pump to the back yard, from 8 pm to 330 am.  Then my light died on me as I was trying to move a workbench, that shattered my chalet basement window in the process.  The big one, not the two smaller ones . . .  but the big one.

fuck me. 

no really, fuck me; I need it.