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  • carrot chips
  • grape tomatoes
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  • three slices of pizza
  • hummus
  • small arugula salad
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Roast chicken.

Oven roasted new potatoes, with rosemary, garlic, and sea salt.

Brown rice pasta.

7 super food salad.

Old vine zinfandel wine.

After dinner, blow job.

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  • salad with italian dressing
  • mixed fruit
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After dinner, blow job.
So, you swallowed then?
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After dinner, blow job.
So, you swallowed then?

who says, I gave it?
Well, it was part of your list of calories consumed. . .
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oh ok . . . just how many calories are in a blowjob, anyway?

A typical ejaculation fills up about one teaspoon; the actual amount is determined by a man's age (younger men usually make more semen), when he last ejaculated, and how long he's aroused before ejaculating, among other factors. Contrary to what you've heard, semen is not loaded with calories. Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about five to seven calories and some 200 to 500 million sperm. Since sperm make up only about one percent of semen, what accounts for the other 99 percent? Well, its other ingredients include:
? Fructose sugar
? Water
? Ascorbic acid (a.k.a., Vitamin C)
? Citric acid
? Enzymes
? Protein
? Phosphate and bicarbonate buffers (bases)
? Zinc

Can swallowing semen enrich a protein poor diet? Unless you're gulping gallons of it each day, it's no substitute for real nutritious cuisine! While it may be nutrition you're after, P, semen can also transmit sexually transmitted infections (STIs). It may be a good idea to keep in mind safer sex practices when considering whether or not to swallow.
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For dinner yesterday:

  • hummus with red peppers and carrot chips
  • vodka & soda (2)
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