ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Relaxer and the Thumbdick Mongoloids

they play surf rock with K-pop vocalists
lots of really loud guitars

[Justin Tonation]

Your Neighbor Bruce

Crowdfunds $40,000 for debut album. Never delivers.

[saintangelsin]

Relaxer and the Thumbdick Mongoloids

they play surf rock with K-pop vocalists
lots of really loud guitars

YES!!! Genius idea!

[Relaxer]

I lovitz!

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Every time I hear the word "mongoloid" I think about the episode of Mad Men where Bobby says the one memorable line he has in seven seasons (and four variations), to his sister when she cuts her hair off: "You look like a mongoloid."

[walk,on,by]

Fuck Juice

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

G.A.Y Chem,trails

(not sure what the acronym stands for, but I'll let you fill in the blanks)

[walk,on,by]

Great Ass Yo, Chemtrails

[hutch]

The Prevagens

[walk,on,by]

I was going to say Julian, but wouldn't you f****** know it there's an indie pop band from DC called Julian.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Bomb Robot


first album cover for
'this is for you'

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

I was going to say Julian, but wouldn't you f****** know it there's an indie pop band from DC called Julian.

I always assumed at least one member of that band was a member on here and it was in tribute to me.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Threat Midler

[Relaxer]

The Black Hole to Hell Where My Lover Has Gone

This was my band in high school, unfortunately we had no songs, no talent, no instruments and no members, except for me. But we intended to have all of those things, so that's something. And we had a killer name.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

YInMa Blue