ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.

[Justin Tonation]

May be why McDonald's doesn't use "mystery sauce" on their Big Macs. But a lot of junk food makers expect people to pay money for a "mystery flavor" (Oreo, Slurpee, Mountain Dew, etc.). Hell with that; pay me to do your market research, bastards.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Ooooh! Someone should create a "ITT, we create restaurant names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already." thread!

I think it should be restaurant's that we are surprised that they DO exist

[Justin Tonation]

I'm with Sidehatch

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

I'm with Sidehatch

mmm, I think I need a t-shirt or a bumper sticker of this

[sweetcell]

ha!  this is exactly what i feared a "restaurants that we are surprised that they DO exist" thread would devolve into: a long list of asian restaurants with double-entendre names - Foo King Meats, Phat Phuc Noodles, etc...

[WALKonBack]

Khan Khonfirm

Whistle Blow Her

[WALKonBack]

JesusWeen

(look it up gurll, look it up)

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

JesusWeen

(look it up gurll, look it up)

I can get behind this
JesusWeen is a God-given vision which was born as an answer to the cry of many believers who find joy in sharing the gospel with the unsaved. The dictionary meaning of Ween is to believe and think.

So do we consider Jules the unsaved??

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

No, I shaved this morning.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Wait — you said saved.

[Justin Tonation]

The Brain School

[WALKonBack]

I Can't Believe That Politician Didn't Go To Prison

[grateful]

Jeff Airplane

[challenged]

Julian Cunt

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Julian's Cunt

FTFY