Author Topic: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.  (Read 170842 times)

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Former Brothel
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Former Brothel
Future Brothel would be pretty good too.
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Future Brothel would be pretty good too.

I plucked this one from the News or Fall Song feed.

"I live in a Former Hull Brothel and Strangers Keep Knocking At My Door"

the sub headline indicates some have even wandered into the home :D
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Future Brothel would be like a statement of entrepreneurial intent.
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Future Brothel would be like a statement of entrepreneurial intent.

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Hammerhead Worms

Probably already taken, can’t be arsed to look it up

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CAUTION: Hammerhead worms spotted in the DMV; don't touch!  In addition to super sticky slim, the hammerhead worm secretes potent, paralyzing tetrodotoxin, the same lethal toxin found in puffer fish.


So local news and a bit over the top

https://www.wusa9.com/article/life/animals/toxic-hammerhead-worms-seen-in-dmv/65-724c561f-7eb0-429b-b854-faf3f03d6045
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Yeah, I saw that news article and I had nightmares the last two nights
Apparently, they’re not very common
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Yeah, I saw that news article and I had nightmares the last two nights
Apparently, they’re not very common
Life is strange

I’m out in Arlington Facebook group
And This topic comes up
Responses are
I had nightmares after reading
and great band name

But the worst part is at least two people said they saw them in Arlington
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Nipple Crisps

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The Alabama Brawl

Or

The Riverboat Brawlers
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Bash and The Chair Swingers
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The Hat Tossers
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