ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.

[walk, on bye]

Manapause

[Justin Tonation]

Our Token Female

[kosmo vinyl]

The Eel Smugglers

Point of reference

eels are the most smuggled animal on earth; there's a $4-$5 billion per year black market trade in eels.

Which of course begs question why?

[Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK]

Our Token Female

I felt the need to Google to see if someone had picked this as a band name as I felt someone group MUST HAVE but I owe Justin an apology, it appears no one has.

[walk, on bye]

Everyone Hates Data Centers

[BarelyHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Everyone Hates Data Centers

not everyone

[Justin Tonation]

Our Token Female

I felt the need to Google to see if someone had picked this as a band name as I felt someone group MUST HAVE but I owe Justin an apology, it appears no one has.

TV Tropes has so many token character pages that they created an index.

[walk, on bye]

Faxed the Volcano

[walk, on bye]

Crab Rangooning

[walk, on bye]

Thermal Receipt Cancer

[walk, on bye]

White Trash Lotus

[walk, on bye]

Protect The Dolls

[walk, on bye]

Nicole Paige Brooks

[Justin Tonation]

The Risables

[Justin Tonation]

Unstoppable Bionic Penis