ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.

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Ends Meat

[sweetcell]

Collective Conflict

this one comes from work yesterday.  i was messaging my team:
happy monday, team!  we have a collective conflict at 10:00am with the [meeting name], so today's standup will be async.  please post your updates below.  thanks!  (and i'm claiming "collective conflict" as my new band name...)

(there is at least one band called "Conflict", and there are a few bands called "Collective", but no "Collective Conflict" -so, mine!)

[kosmo vinyl]

Meth Raccoon

[walk, on bye]

Size 14

[kosmo vinyl]

Size 14

I gonna be that guy, but there is already a band called Size 14 and they put one really great pop/punk  record with the infamous song “Claire Danes Poster”.  Gonna listen to this one today, it’s been awhile

Also how could I forget “Sleeping In The Wet Spot”

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Of course Koz is the ultimate fact checking cuz, sucks that AI is coming for his job

but in good band names news

titanic nothingburger
(cnn gets the credit on this one)

[walk, on bye]

Podcast Famous

[sweetcell]

Also how could I forget “Sleeping In The Wet Spot”

by the red aunts?!?

<SpaceTAN>
that song woke up a decades-old memory: a guitar magazine that i had in the mid-90's had a cartoon called "the illustrated history of the electric guitar."  one panel was about how punk rock helped open up guitar to everyone, including women - and the accompanying illustration was of a stereotypical riot grrl band - shaved mohawks, baggy flannel & all - singing "AIN'T GONNA SLEEP IN THE WET SPOT NO MOOOOOOOOORE!".  i wonder if the red aunts saw that cartoon and decided to finally make that song happen in 2011-2012.
</SpaceTAN>

[kosmo vinyl]

The Blinking Stop Signs



I’m surprised there is some right wing outrage over these things given they are solar powered