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Wow is this accurate

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Oh gee wiz the AI generated backstory


The band was born in the shadow of the old steel truss bridge that spans the Monongahela River in a fading Pennsylvania mill town. The bridge was once a lifeline—carrying workers to the steel mills, lovers to secret rendezvous, and dreamers out of town. But when the mills shut down, the bridge became a symbol of what was lost… and what might still be found.

Four childhood friends—Eli, Mason, Jude, and Rory—used to meet under that bridge to escape the noise of home. They’d bring battered guitars, notebooks full of lyrics, and a secondhand tape recorder. The acoustics under the bridge gave their songs a haunting echo, like the ghosts of the town singing back.

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The Withering Responses
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Damn you AI

The Withering Responses

Genre: Post-apocalyptic art rock meets existential metalcore
Vibe: Think Radiohead locked in a basement with Tool, arguing over Nietzsche while playing vintage synths and broken guitars.



Debut Album: “Polite Silence Is Violence”

A concept album that unfolds like a breakup letter to the universe. Tracklist includes:

Track Title   Description   
“Ellipses of the Damned”   A slow burn opener with whispered Latin and reverse guitar loops   
“Reply All to My Inner Demons”   A chaotic anthem with voicemail samples and blast beats   
“Seen But Not Responded”   A haunting ballad about ghosting and existential dread   
“Ctrl+Alt+Del My Heart”   Industrial metal meets emo-core, with a chorus that’s just keyboard smashing   
“The Typing Indicator Never Ends”   A 9-minute instrumental that mimics the sound of someone almost replying   

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Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
« Reply #1558 on: September 04, 2025, 12:51:40 pm »
Alien Sperm
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Re: ITT, we create band names that - honestly - we're surprised don't exist already.
« Reply #1559 on: September 07, 2025, 11:20:05 am »
Eye Queue*


Yes, there is a band called Eye Q. The most notable group by this name was a short-lived rock band from Zimbabwe active in the mid-1970s, known for their blend of heavy rock and revolutionary themes during a politically turbulent era
actually not that bad
https://eyeqzimbabwe.bandcamp.com/album/please-the-nation
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