Maybe we should just elect Trump president

[sweetcell]

it'll take a lot of weed to get through this thing...

You just won my vote!

You're banned from bodybuilding for five years.

Man, lots of gym bros smoke the weed. Zero calories/trans fats! All you need to do is have the MENTAL WILLPOWER and STRENGTH and DISCIPLINE to avoid crappy snacks when you get the munchies. Munch on some OVERHEAD DELT CABLE FLIES INSTEAD.

i thought the biggest challenge was having the mental willpower and strength and discipline to stay chained to the weights and lift some more; vs. wandering off because someone is playing pink floyd in the other room, or taking a nap 'cause that couch sure does look damn comfy right about now...

uh, do we need a new thread here?  staying motivated while intoxicated?  benching under the influence?  other?

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

All you need to do is have the MENTAL WILLPOWER and STRENGTH and DISCIPLINE to avoid crappy snacks when you get the munchies.

I continue to Fail

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

32 Celebrities Struggle to Define the Color of Donald Trump?s Hair

[Relaxer]

I'm willing to bet that no less than 28 of those 32 have changed their own hair color so their criticisms of President-Elect Trump are dubious.



"Not me! Not me! Not me!"

[walk,on,by]

look at all the next generation gifs, we got going on, in here.

[Space Freely]

A true patriot, lol

Tom Brady endorses Donald Trump

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

I'm willing to bet that no less than 28 of those 32 have changed their own hair color so their criticisms of President-Elect Trump are dubious.



"Not me! Not me! Not me!"

one of my favorites so far

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

was kinda hoping to get a play by play fellas
I want to know what to blather about in the morning and not have to use NPR's talking points

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

was kinda hoping to get a play by play fellas
I want to know what to blather about in the morning and not have to use NPR's talking points

NOT USE NPR'S TALKING POINTS? you're basically ripping food out of relaxer's non-existent children's mouths!!

[sweetcell]

you're basically ripping food out of relaxer's non-existent children's mouths!!

uh, i've got news for you...

[hutch]

was kinda hoping to get a play by play fellas
I want to know what to blather about in the morning and not have to use NPR's talking points

I watched most of the first hour and couldn't take anymore...

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

you're basically ripping food out of relaxer's non-existent children's mouths!!

uh, i've got news for you...

They've basically just impregnated Relaxer, brought his babies to term, then ripped food out of their now existing mouths!

[Relaxer]

Actually it just occurred to me that Jean-Luc appears to be happily entertaining two dicks.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

[Relaxer]

Here are the albums I thought represented each candidate after last night's debate

Trump: Van Halen II

Carson: Norah Jones 'Come Away with Me'

Fiorina: Adele '21'

Jeb: REM "Monster"

Walker: Meghan Trainor's next album

Christie: Bruce Springsteen "Human Touch"

Rubio: "The Historical Conquests of Josh Ritter"

Kasich: That one album by The News when Huey Lewis was off in rehab or something

Huckabee: Noel Gallagher's Flying Birds "Chasing Yesterday"

Rand: Public Enemy "The Evil Empire of Everything"

Cruz: Phil Collins "...But Seriously"