Maybe we should just elect Trump president

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

but instead I'm going to close my eyes and type what's in my heart:

as@+ks;./h ehraweuh 87as#s;d

whoops, ok eyes are back open.

POTW material!

Also Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing Stealth-Advertisement of the Week material.

[hutch]

I just really want Rubio and Cruz to lose..they make me ill..my two Latino brothers blow big bananas (I should write the updated version for the Berenstain Bears B book)

I have no idea how it will go... .Nate Silver is usually on the money but is it even Nate Silver predicting anymore.. he has a big staff now.. also the caucus thing is harder to call..

I can say one thing for sure.. we'll all be winners not having to hear the word IOWA mentioned for another four years..

[Space Freely]

I just can't believe the four top choices are Hillary, Bernie, Trump, and Cruz. Good lord, what crappy options.

[walk,on,by]

didn't you guys see this.  it's over, johnny.

http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-final-des-moines-register-iowa-poll-is-out-how-accurate-will-it-be/

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

you keep hearing how Iowa voters are really engaged and the primary is a big deal
120,000 expected for the republican
225,000 for the dems

there are 3 million people there....that's a pathetic turn out!

Drives me nuts

at least in NH...there is 1.2 million people and almost the same amount turn out for the primary

This primary and electoral process just gets me pissed off

[Relaxer]

Well to be fair or something, Iowa isn't like other states. I'm admittedly ignorant on what it means to caucus (unless it means to witness someone waving his or her dong at you and the group you're with) but I know you have to be standing somewhere at 7:00 pm sharp and then you move around the room according to who you support. It sounds stupid and boring but it's probably the most exercise Iowans get nowadays so I say let freedom roll.

[vansmack]

I get more upset that people still think Iowa and NH matter.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

They used to get better turnout back when it was the Ames Straw Poll but yeah. Also caucusing is basically a winner takes all per district/location thing which is insane.

But yes, Vansmack is right: the idea that these two states are representative is inane. How's Iowa and NH done recently in getting winners?

[Relaxer]

Huckabee and Santorum won the past two Iowan cockuses so there's your horny harbinger right there.

[walk,on,by]

isn't new Hampshire and iowa, like 100 percent white people?  how does that, mean anything?

[Relaxer]

But the past two GOP NH winners were Mitt and McCain, so they're a little more in line with the Real World

[sweetcell]

my two Latino brothers blow big bananas

i strongly suggest that folks have "safe search" turned on when googling the above phrase.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Relaxer thanks for posting your predictions (and comedy)...I'd like to see some more

[hutch]

you have to think based on everything one is seeing  that the momentum tonight is with sanders and rubio....rubio a bit too late but we shall see...even if he gets close to second place one could see a scenario where the backers of say kasich and bush decide to rally around him in NH..... hillary is trying to hang on to her voters/enthusiasm but its a slog.. ... trump is having an easier time in a far more fragmented field... cruz seems to be flailing but if he gets the huckabee/santorum effect (wacko evangelicals caucusing for him out of the woodwork) who knows?

[walk,on,by]

trump, with his 13 year old daughter, in 1996 . . . posing on a statue of parrots fucking






creepazoid robots, please report to the dance floor.