Damn, Relaxer, you've been super busy lately lol. Here I thought the thread went cold and then tonight, I found all this amusing stuff to read. The anime girl sounds kickass. You have to be pretty awesome to just randomly buy a tuba. She sounds like some fantastic character out of an episode of Portlandia ha.
The mother of your son's friend thing sounds like some crazy ish. I'd jump ship before getting caught. Nothing more awkward than explaining to your son why Johnny's mom was over and left her panties in a hurry. (Real talk - sure kids sleep soundly but they're also expert ninjas when it comes to sneaking around at night. I only know this because 20 years ago, I was a kid and I snuck out of bed and caught my older half sister with a guy. Thank God it was nothing graphic! She was 20 at the time and was babysitting me and our younger sister overnight.)
As for the twins, not sure whether to laugh, give you a high five, or find it a bit creepy. Wanting a Dom is one thing, but wanting a daddy Dom is just a bit ewe in my opinion. You'll have to let us know if the girls are real or if it's a scam! Either way, the story will be a popcorn kind of read.
