Twitter thread

[StoneTheCrow]

They will still reelect him.  In fact, they'll shoot his name into the voter card as they scream "fuck aoc."

Yup.  He is the senator they deserve.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

they worked quick to get this out

[sweetcell]

I guess leaving the country is probably the best thing he could do for his state and the country right now

only if he never came back.

[sweetcell]

they worked quick to get this out

that drink is a home-made concoction, with a home-made label and is sold illegally.  i recently watched an interesting Vice mini-doc on the underground economy of pre-mixed "street cocktails": Making $20K/Month Selling Street Cocktails in NYC | Side Hustles.

so yeah, crankin' out a label on your printer can be done quickly...

[sweetcell]

Chasten Glezman Buttigieg @Chasten
If you like piña coladas
and getting caught on a plane

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla
It's Blame Your Daughter At Work Day.

Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein
BREAKING: Perseverance Rover claims it was just dropping off daughters on Mars

but the best comment yet was made by his communications director.  TL;DR: "big woop".
edit: someone posted that this might be satire... i'm looking into it.
edit2: yup, it's satire.  dammit.

[vansmack]

but the best comment yet was made by his communications director.  TL;DR: "big woop".
edit: someone posted that this might be satire... i'm looking into it.
edit2: yup, it's satire.  dammit.

If Ted really wanted to take over Trump's base, he should have stayed in Mexico and blamed the media.
 This makes me hopeful that no one will take over Trump's base, because you know who wasn't flying back to Texas - DJT.  And his base loved him for that

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Most of Trumps base hate Cruz
They definitely would have strung him up if they ran into him in the capitol

Now josh and mtg are different and we should keep an eye on them

[hutch]

but the best comment yet was made by his communications director.  TL;DR: "big woop".
edit: someone posted that this might be satire... i'm looking into it.
edit2: yup, it's satire.  dammit.

If Ted really wanted to take over Trump's base, he should have stayed in Mexico and blamed the media.
 This makes me hopeful that no one will take over Trump's base, because you know who wasn't flying back to Texas - DJT.  And his base loved him for that

Dead on

Cruz instantly coming back looks cowardly...looks like he caved to the “biased media”, etc

The guy has terrible political instincts

[WALKonBack]

Fuck whatever Ted Cruz is doing.  This is the tweet of the motherfucking day

"The USA just landed a helicopter on Mars but the politicians can’t even get you $2,000."

[kosmo vinyl]

I'm amused by the claims that "he was taken down by leaked group chat messages" has limited abilities to help TX, when Beto stepped by organizing a health check phone bank, two members of the squad are using their platforms to raise significate charity donations. 

then of course there is my queen Kacey Musgraves, fundraising with a  t-shirt that says "CRUZIN' FOR A BRUZIN'"

Texas is cold, I can be cold. - Kacey

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

HD video with sound from the surface of Mars
https://twitter.com/James7Holland/status/1362814591940648960

[vansmack]

HD video with sound from the surface of Mars
https://twitter.com/James7Holland/status/1362814591940648960

I'm really looking forward to Ingenuity.  Like, I might lock myself in a room excited.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

yes, but like martian dirt returning...we are not sure yet..but very exciting

The team behind Ingenuity are not yet sure whether it is even possible for a helicopter to hover above the Martian surface. Mars' atmosphere is less than one percent the density of Earth’s, so it may be too thin for the helicopter to successfully fly. If it succeeds, then space agencies can add aerial exploration of Mars to future missions.



in addition to Percy...there should have been a whole fleet of mini rovers that could travel hundreds of miles in different directions and beam back info to the obiter
but Nasa isn't calling me for advice

[vansmack]

yes, but like martian dirt returning...we are not sure yet..but very exciting

The team behind Ingenuity are not yet sure whether it is even possible for a helicopter to hover above the Martian surface. Mars' atmosphere is less than one percent the density of Earth’s, so it may be too thin for the helicopter to successfully fly. If it succeeds, then space agencies can add aerial exploration of Mars to future missions.

Listen Debbie Downer.  2020 is over.  We are talking 2021 things to get excited for.  I will not let you ruin it.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

ok I was going to mention it's only capable of 90 seconds of flight a day....but will keep that to myself