Twitter thread

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Not sure where to start with this one, but wowza wowza wowza

https://twitter.com/kevincollier/status/1491107221857796097?s=21

I deeply, deeply regret to inform you that this is the rap video of the woman who was just arrested as part of an alleged husband-wife scheme that laundered some $3.6 billion in crypto.

feeling a bit broken after watching this video, it’s a bit like the decor of that house being sold in Detroit   

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although this response is great

[grateful]

Weirdest coming-out video ever.

[kosmo vinyl]

The juicy details on the arrest

https://twitter.com/eamonjavers/status/1491092102792749056?s=21

The wife\rapper is Heather Morgan\ RAZZLEKHAN

[kosmo vinyl]

Numerous calls for Biden to take competency tests and yet the stupidity is rampant on the other side

Over 70% of Americans who died with COVID, died on Medicare, and some people want #MedicareForAll ?

https://twitter.com/repthomasmassie/status/1491441851748204546?s=21

The replies are on fire

Oh he’s the one that posed his family holding guns..

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Over 70% of Americans who died with COVID, died on Medicare, and some people want #MedicareForAll ?

that is one fantastic cherry picking of a stat
considering that people over 65 are the majority of the deaths, people over 65 get medicare...ergo medicare is causing covid?

[kosmo vinyl]

Well 100% of people on Medicare die, so Medicare clearly causes death as well..

[Justin Tonation]

Numerous calls for Biden to take competency tests and yet the stupidity is rampant on the other side

Over 70% of Americans who died with COVID, died on Medicare, and some people want #MedicareForAll ?

https://twitter.com/repthomasmassie/status/1491441851748204546?s=21

The replies are on fire

Oh he’s the one that posed his family holding guns..

This guy has his own hashtag: #sassywithmassie. Oh, behave!

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Numerous calls for Biden to take competency tests and yet the stupidity is rampant on the other side

Over 70% of Americans who died with COVID, died on Medicare, and some people want #MedicareForAll ?

https://twitter.com/repthomasmassie/status/1491441851748204546?s=21

The replies are on fire

Oh he’s the one that posed his family holding guns..

Put this in the Louvre. Future generations need to see this.

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in that thread


and apparently, Canada is way ahead of us on killing people with heathcare
Since 1966, 100% of Canadians who died had access to universal health care. Therefore universal health care causes Canadians deaths, if I read this right

[kosmo vinyl]

Racing back up the stupidity chart

https://twitter.com/accountablegop/status/1491525010997096449?s=21

Just to clear things up, @RepMTG

Gazpacho: a vegetable-based Spanish cold soup
Gestapo: Nazi Germany's secret police

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I would love to get Nancy's Gazpacho recipe

conway changed his twitter profile to add: Connoisseur of cold soup puns.

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Because it looks like a recorded statement, you know these words were spoken

“But, Ma’am the word I think your after is Gestapo“  followed by a hiss fit..

And as my better half said there will be memes and they are glorious

The Mockers

The Gazpacho Police is the name of my new Spanish punk band.

https://twitter.com/the_mockers/status/1491543384611344384?s=21

Patton

Gazpacho police
Arrest this flan

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Twitter is overflowing with gazpacho porn, it's beautiful



a man who actually makes it weighs in


José Andrés@chefjoseandres
Dear @RepMTG
 the Gazpacho police was created by me in 1993 to make sure that no one will add Tabasco or jalalpeño or strange things to my beloved soup! Please don’t blame anybody else but me…stop by for a glass anytime. Don’t forget your mask and vaccination card!

[kosmo vinyl]

With the Gazpacho Police, every crime is a cold case

https://twitter.com/adamblickstein/status/1491534992685649921?s=21