Twitter thread

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Jack Cocchiarella  @JDCocchiarella

“Democrats are trying to implement Sangria Law!”
- Probably Marjorie Taylor Greene.

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Alex James of Blur fame

I was in a pub once and someone put Wonderwall on the jukebox so I put in a fiver and cue-ed Essex Dogs up for 20 plays and left #timstwitterlisteningparty  #blur25.

https://twitter.com/alexjameshq/status/1491892331775209476?s=21

Legendary

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https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1492207358986096641?s=20&t=EPc2c2U37GvJb6QpqZ9yxg

That move when the manager ducked under the table has me crying laughing

“That is against my HIPAA law!”

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

^^ Underrated little under-the-counter-and-back-up spin move.

If you don't know where to get a yacht, you can't afford a yacht.

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Erich Bo-Beric @ErichinATL
If Eminem triggered you while he took a knee…and the national anthem wasn’t playing…then it wasn’t about the fricken’ anthem after all.

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The Japanese and their mascots

https://twitter.com/johnny_suputama/status/1493619607751516161?s=21

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do we need a: welp, they are from Michigan thread??


Tom Wolff@MottyTheLibtard
I no longer tell people I'm from Michigan due to Kid Rock and Ted Nugent.

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Did not have ICP putting a hit on Dr Huxtable on my apocalypse bingo card

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LeVar Burton FTW

https://twitter.com/thedailyshow/status/1493933681731194880?s=21

[Justin Tonation]

2 points in 3 minutes (Rube Goldberg-inspired video)

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Rudy, don’t pick a fight with Eminem https://twitter.com/imspeaking13/status/1494705225151795206?s=21

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https://twitter.com/ThreatNotation/status/1495481217327714319

[GAY,GUY]

Daft Punk tweeted today.

All minds, are being lost.

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@NotHoodlum
JUST IN: The Biden administration is working with McDonalds to impose sanctions on Mar-a-Lago.

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Dee Snider wins Twitter

https://twitter.com/deesnider/status/1497992398491701248?s=21

People are asking me why I endorsed the use of "We're Not Gonna Take It" for the Ukrainian people and did not for the anti-maskers. Well, one use is for a righteous battle against oppression; the other is a infantile feet stomping against an inconvenience.