Twitter thread

[sweetcell]

I don't get it. Is this like a mnemonic device to remember that there are 5 great lakes? It seems like it would be more useful if it spelled out SHEMO or something.

right, that's the joke - a mnemonic is supposed to help you remember things, but in this case it's useless.

[grateful]

Oh that is funny.

[kosmo vinyl]

I'm at the NFT NYC conference again in Times Square, and Snoop walked by, flanked by security. I grabbed his handler, said I'm a reporter, would love a few minutes. The guy said actually that's an impersonator, legally can't say it's him, they hired him to drum up excitement

https://twitter.com/kevincollier/status/1539321535835607041?s=21&t=Y-slJoxkLZHokqARY20Qiw

Dude’s name tag said Doop Snogg

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I ❤ the NYT pitchbot

New York Times Pitchbot@DougJBalloon
A listening bar in deep blue Greenpoint might seem like an unlikely place to meet Trump supporters.  But over the gentle hiss of an Ortofon needle gliding across 180g vinyl, one can almost hear the skepticism about Joe Biden's economic agenda.

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this is starting to become and interesting follow
Alex Holder @alexjholder
The Trumps did not have editorial control. Full stop

[sweetcell]

Stephen King @StephenKing

Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me three times, you must be Susan Collins.

[kosmo vinyl]

I'd like to report a murder courtesy (checks notes) a lake

Some QOP blowhard tries to take on a lake over it's stance on abortion and well...

"Thomas, not even your first talking point is correct. Water is not wet, what water touches is wet.

I'm confident I have a lot more experience in making things wet than you do."

https://twitter.com/LakeSuperior/status/1541446122933260289?s=20&t=5nNWr0NwbnRVmGgJAXbCWA

technically it's a drowning

[GAY,GUY]

Jesus; I was just about to post that.

Foiled, again.

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came here to post a comment about what Koz just said

Lake superior is throwing some serious shade for a large body of water

https://twitter.com/LakeSuperior

a great follow

[GAY,GUY]

Monica Lewinsky's Twitter post, a couple of hours ago.

Gurrrrl.

[Space Freely]

https://twitter.com/MarkMaxwellTV/status/1544036494616285185?t=glu495G1DN56uMUuSA6Gfg&s=19

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GOP
who really needs math when you just want to sling shit

[vansmack]

https://twitter.com/new_orleansjazz/status/1544490105636671488

[kosmo vinyl]

https://twitter.com/abbieasr/status/1544851522927972354?s=21&t=HvllDCF5QiGnPvm9bQcvUQ

What happens immediately when a conspiracy theory prediction fails?

Let’s do post-mortem on CERN July 5th conspiracies:

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TIL I learned about the Georgia Guidestones
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgia_Guidestones

Fascinating read.

Welp, had a good run
https://twitter.com/athenamia2nd/status/1544763205096022023