Twitter thread

[grateful]

.@USWNT if you guys want to skip on the White House, feel free to just come here instead. We’ve got (world) cupcakes 🧁🏆

https://twitter.com/930Club/status/1147916570439667714?s=19

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

.@USWNT if you guys want to skip on the White House, feel free to just come here instead. We’ve got (world) cupcakes 🧁🏆

https://twitter.com/930Club/status/1147916570439667714?s=19

How about we all skip the USWNT and let them get back to playing in front of hundreds of adoring fans at their club matches?

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

they're still drinking...
https://twitter.com/AcheleBaby/status/1148217054081757184

would love if the USWNT came to DC and made fools of themselves like the Caps

[nkotb]

Happy Anniversary

[Justin Tonation]

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Please tweet about how it was down and how it’s hard to tweet about how Twitter’s down when it is itself down, and the irony therein.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

P R I E S T S @PRIESTS_TWEET
Since we’ve reached 10K followers on ig and surely many of these are bots (it is unlikely 10k people have even heard of our band) we are going on record as a pro-bot band. You bots can follow this account too. We love all of our fans equally & won’t question your sentience

[vansmack]

Aaron Pressman
@ampressman

Win the Tour de France:
500,000 euro ($557,000)
Win the U.S. Open golf tournament:
$2.25 million
Win the Indianapolis 500:
$2.7 million
Win Wimbledon singles title:
2.25 million pounds ($2.7 million)

Win Fortnite World Cup:
$3 million

https://twitter.com/ampressman/status/1156230838738202624

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Breeder's Cup Classic - $3.3 million

Julian's America wins again.

[vansmack]

Breeder's Cup Classic - $3.3 million

Julian's America wins again.

The jockey gets 10% of the purse.

So Jockey: $330,000
Owners: $2,970,000

#keepwinning

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Win Fortnite World Cup:
$3 million

I'm curious...do e-athletes have agents?  they must

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

How much of that Indy 500 money do you think actually gets to the driver? E-sports and poker stars are heavily staked.

You can’t only point out the cut that is taken in one example if you’re not also willing to look at the same across the board.

And fine: Pegasus World Cup: $4million to winner.

[vansmack]

My favorite thread since Bands FC

https://twitter.com/WhyTheLPFace/status/979452198735237120

[kosmo vinyl]

Christopher Guest as Nigel Tufnel five years before Spinal Tap!  As part of (checks notes) Lenny and the Squigtones

https://twitter.com/bizarrealbums/status/1169277564348555267?s=21

[grateful]

“We’re not a school; we’re a real estate hedge fund,” said a senior university official with inside knowledge of Liberty’s finances. “We’re not educating; we’re buying real estate every year and taking students’ money to do it.”

https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2019/09/09/jerry-falwell-liberty-university-loans-227914