Twitter thread

[kosmo vinyl]

this both terrible and terrifying at the same time

 https://twitter.com/TerribleMaps/status/1644345853627228161?s=20

[SideThatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

OMG, I'm sending you the cleaning bill for all the coffee I just spit all over my computer

[SideThatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

The boss says it’s titter now
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1645266104351178752

[sweetcell]

imagine spending $44b - BILLION - to make a boob joke.

(to be clear, this is a challenge directed to anyone except jules)

[kosmo vinyl]

NPR quits Twitter

In response smashes pho.. oh wait

[SideThatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

NPR quits Twitter

In response smashes pho.. oh wait

I think smashing your butler's phone is the JA way

[kosmo vinyl]

Butlers only carry flip phones, clearly you haven't been accepted into the JA

[SideThatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Yikes $4 a month to “follow” Elon

Not sure this is a business model that will work, but maybe this will good for content creators?

[Yada]

Yikes $4 a month to “follow” Elon

Not sure this is a business model that will work, but maybe this will good for content creators?

I mean... I wouldn't pay $4 a month for Onlyfans, let alone a content creator. I guess it depends on the creator's audience...

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Gotta give Elon credit — I should’ve been charging you all for years.

[SideThatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Yikes $4 a month to “follow” Elon

Not sure this is a business model that will work, but maybe this will good for content creators?

I mean... I wouldn't pay $4 a month for Onlyfans, let alone a content creator. I guess it depends on the creator's audience...

I thought for sure you were my sole subscriber

[kosmo vinyl]

Not having verified accounts for live venues, chart topping artists, etc  seems problematic..

but i'm no genius so....

tagline in 5,4,3,2,1

[kosmo vinyl]

It figures the one Canadian dude that asks all the questions and steals memes is paying for his blue check mark 

[sweetcell]

Yikes $4 a month to “follow” Elon

Not sure this is a business model that will work

agreed, elon got it perfectly backwards: he should offer a $4/month service where you'll not see his tweets or anything related to him.

[grateful]

Scientists just used the most powerful space telescope ever built to look at Uranus.

https://twitter.com/CaraSantaMaria/status/1649189954994462722?t=IN1wmqXRp4PD9N9gdwwjbw&s=19