Twitter thread

[sweetcell]

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Noel Gallagher last night watching The Cure stage side in Seattle, Washington




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Raccoon plays tag

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Viktoria Mullova just happens to be one of the best violinists in the world.

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[sweetcell]

looks like The Old Guy is getting spicy up in here




edit: nevermind, it's a fake... would have been awesome tho.

[nkotb]

Yeah, not sure Democrats have a lot of room to bring up associations with Epstein lol

[hutch]

Ha ha…this guy still believes in 2023 that you need “room” to bring up associations…..

In 2023 not only can you bring them up but you can make them up…

[nkotb]

Just seems like it would hold more weight to bring up Trump's association with a child sex trafficker if elder states men and women from your own party didn't vacation a Pedophile Island!

[hutch]

Weight? What is that?

It’s 2023! Did you learn nothing from Trump?

[kosmo vinyl]

cross pointing to the headline thread

Man arrested for having sex with tree in busy park

Video shows the man kissing and rubbing against the stump on Tuesday.

One witness said: "I was just walking in the park with one of my mates and we saw a man hugging a tree and thought it was interesting. We walked closer and as we did, we saw his trousers down.

and why the Twitter thread do you ask?  the comments on this post are spectacular, long live those who can pun well

https://twitter.com/angrypiln/status/1669348439648526339?s=20

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

One witness said: "I was just walking in the park with one of my mates and we saw a man hugging a tree and thought it was interesting. . . "

Oh, no. This dude is hiding something. I Juliantee it.

[Justin Tonation]

Free band name: Tree Fuckers. Radical hymns for the environment.

[sweetcell]

Free band name: Tree Fuckers.

their cross-town archnemeses: The Car Fuckers.

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