Twitter thread

[grateful]

Moo Deng will always be first in our hearts

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

I was always wondering why people never mentioned the Pygmy hippos right here in Washington DC
as they were always one of my favorites when I went to the zoo years ago

welp
The Smithsonian's National Zoo in Washington, DC is no longer home to pygmy hippos. The zoo's last pygmy hippos were transferred to other zoos in 2009

[kosmo vinyl]

Very niche but I LOLed

Sufjan Stevens volunteering for the Harris campaign, but getting bored and giving up after visiting Michigan and Illinois

https://x.com/zzzzaaaacccchhh/status/1853564916810252538?s=46&t=81bsTFbar0Jl_mHBl9WnuA

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

this is kinda funny



After Donald Trump’s 2024 election win, officials in Britain, France and Australia who previously criticized him are deleting tweets and writing congratulatory messages.

[sweetcell]

this gets my vote for all-time greatest community note:

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

this gets my vote for all-time greatest community note:

Theres one where a guy says some pervy thing about women of reproductive age being appropriate to marry (before 18) and they linked to his entry on a Megan’s Law website and that one is pretty funny as well.

[sweetcell]

Theres one where a guy says some pervy thing about women of reproductive age being appropriate to marry (before 18) and they linked to his entry on a Megan’s Law website and that one is pretty funny as well.

[sweetcell]

this one is a classic as well:

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Theres one where a guy says some pervy thing about women of reproductive age being appropriate to marry (before 18) and they linked to his entry on a Megan’s Law website and that one is pretty funny as well.

Oh man, you did the math. Nice.

[kosmo vinyl]

Welp looks like I'll have to finally embrace Instagram paired with BlueSky... huge exodus is going on from xhitter and there are rumors it's going to be combined with NaziSocial

[Cock Van Der Palm]

I left twitter as well, although I miss my sports and music updates.

Welp looks like I'll have to finally embrace Instagram paired with BlueSky... huge exodus is going on from xhitter and there are rumors it's going to be combined with NaziSocial

[hutch]

How does one “leave”?

[grateful]

How does one “leave”?

Yeah, leaving is a misnomer. You can really only check out.

[kosmo vinyl]

I haven't left yet because I really do not like Instagram/Threads as a source for music updates and as long as you stay away from the blue tick cesspool xhitter is tolerable, but clearly BlueSky is the key refuge at the moment.

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

How does one “leave”?

Yeah, leaving is a misnomer. You can really only check out.

^^Eagles reference.