Author Topic: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread  (Read 47352 times)

hutch

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Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
« Reply #30 on: October 21, 2016, 04:06:19 pm »
This is the most depressing thread ever.

I got a physical at 42 and promised myself to get one every year thereafter. It's seven years later and I still haven't gotten another...as I start approaching the age in life where shit is more likely to go wrong.


i got a "physical" last year.. seemed pretty easy... i assume if you have a primary care physician you go in every year....


I was real glad he didn't stick his hand up my ass...

Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
« Reply #31 on: October 21, 2016, 04:15:07 pm »
I was real glad he didn't stick his hand up my ass...
that's pretty much the prostate exam
and it's not like he buys you a drink and tell's you your hair looks nice...just shoves it right in there
slack

hutch

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Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
« Reply #32 on: October 21, 2016, 04:50:54 pm »
I was real glad he didn't stick his hand up my ass...
that's pretty much the prostate exam
and it's not like he buys you a drink and tell's you your hair looks nice...just shoves it right in there

yeah I'm not into that...

if he bought me a drink and told me my hair looked nice .....

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Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
« Reply #33 on: October 21, 2016, 05:24:27 pm »
I was real glad he didn't stick his hand up my ass...
that's pretty much the prostate exam
and it's not like he buys you a drink and tell's you your hair looks nice...just shoves it right in there

yeah I'm not into that...

if he bought me a drink and told me my hair looked nice .....

A little but of lube goes a long way.

My primary care physician is a hot Indian woman. It might be time for me to schedule a physical.

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Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
« Reply #34 on: October 21, 2016, 05:53:10 pm »
I was real glad he didn't stick his hand up my ass...
that's pretty much the prostate exam
and it's not like he buys you a drink and tell's you your hair looks nice...just shoves it right in there

yeah I'm not into that...

if he bought me a drink and told me my hair looked nice .....

A little but of lube goes a long way.

My primary care physician is a hot Indian woman. It might be time for me to schedule a physical.

It DOES make a difference.

walkie,talkie

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Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
« Reply #35 on: October 21, 2016, 07:19:59 pm »
I was real glad he didn't stick his hand up my ass...
that's pretty much the prostate exam
and it's not like he buys you a drink and tell's you your hair looks nice...just shoves it right in there

yeah I'm not into that...

if he bought me a drink and told me my hair looked nice .....

You straight people, ask for so much.

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Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
« Reply #36 on: October 22, 2016, 04:50:02 pm »
That one time, Rodney from The Dead Milkmen held up a picture of my colonscopy at the 930 Club.

Did I do this right?

3MTA3

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Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
« Reply #37 on: October 22, 2016, 05:51:17 pm »
Luck,y

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Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
« Reply #38 on: October 28, 2016, 11:29:31 am »

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hutch

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Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
« Reply #40 on: October 30, 2016, 04:17:27 pm »
the whole thing makes me want to puke...you'd think we could do better..

i wonder when i'll have to get one? i'm 45...i guess before year end i have to see my primary care physician

walkie,talkie

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Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
« Reply #41 on: February 07, 2017, 10:09:38 am »
Sitting in the hospital room. With the funny hospital gown on with my butt exposed. About to head in for the procedure. Wish me luck.

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Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
« Reply #42 on: February 07, 2017, 10:16:06 am »
 
Sitting in the hospital room. With the funny hospital gown on with my butt exposed. About to head in for the procedure. Wish me luck.

Lotsa luck Walkie!  How'd the prep go last night?

walkie,talkie

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Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
« Reply #43 on: February 07, 2017, 10:22:50 am »
The prep, was god awful.  I think it will be a long while before I sit on a toilet again.

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Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
« Reply #44 on: February 07, 2017, 12:42:08 pm »
good luck man