Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread

[hutch]

This is the most depressing thread ever.

I got a physical at 42 and promised myself to get one every year thereafter. It's seven years later and I still haven't gotten another...as I start approaching the age in life where shit is more likely to go wrong.

i got a "physical" last year.. seemed pretty easy... i assume if you have a primary care physician you go in every year....


I was real glad he didn't stick his hand up my ass...

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

I was real glad he didn't stick his hand up my ass...

that's pretty much the prostate exam
and it's not like he buys you a drink and tell's you your hair looks nice...just shoves it right in there

[hutch]

I was real glad he didn't stick his hand up my ass...

that's pretty much the prostate exam
and it's not like he buys you a drink and tell's you your hair looks nice...just shoves it right in there

yeah I'm not into that...

if he bought me a drink and told me my hair looked nice .....

[Space Freely]

I was real glad he didn't stick his hand up my ass...

that's pretty much the prostate exam
and it's not like he buys you a drink and tell's you your hair looks nice...just shoves it right in there

yeah I'm not into that...

if he bought me a drink and told me my hair looked nice .....

A little but of lube goes a long way.

My primary care physician is a hot Indian woman. It might be time for me to schedule a physical.

[shemptiness]

I was real glad he didn't stick his hand up my ass...

that's pretty much the prostate exam
and it's not like he buys you a drink and tell's you your hair looks nice...just shoves it right in there

yeah I'm not into that...

if he bought me a drink and told me my hair looked nice .....

A little but of lube goes a long way.

My primary care physician is a hot Indian woman. It might be time for me to schedule a physical.

It DOES make a difference.

[walkie,talkie]

I was real glad he didn't stick his hand up my ass...

that's pretty much the prostate exam
and it's not like he buys you a drink and tell's you your hair looks nice...just shoves it right in there

yeah I'm not into that...

if he bought me a drink and told me my hair looked nice .....

You straight people, ask for so much.

[MindCage]

That one time, Rodney from The Dead Milkmen held up a picture of my colonscopy at the 930 Club.

Did I do this right?

[walkie,talkie]

Luck,y

[grateful]

Now Google Maps gets in on the action

[walkie,talkie]

http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/17/health/colonoscopy-drink-food-bars/

[hutch]

the whole thing makes me want to puke...you'd think we could do better..

i wonder when i'll have to get one? i'm 45...i guess before year end i have to see my primary care physician

[walkie,talkie]

Sitting in the hospital room. With the funny hospital gown on with my butt exposed. About to head in for the procedure. Wish me luck.

[Bagley]

 

Sitting in the hospital room. With the funny hospital gown on with my butt exposed. About to head in for the procedure. Wish me luck.

Lotsa luck Walkie!  How'd the prep go last night?

[walkie,talkie]

The prep, was god awful.  I think it will be a long while before I sit on a toilet again.

[hutch]

good luck man