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Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
« Reply #120 on: November 03, 2022, 02:52:35 pm »
My wife refuses to get one because "I don't want some strange man sticking a wand up my ass."  (I think I read that 85% of gastroentologists are men.)

She'll be asleep for the procedure, just like half the time she's having sex with you.
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Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
« Reply #121 on: November 03, 2022, 03:33:06 pm »
My wife refuses to get one because "I don't want some strange man sticking a wand up my ass." 
so by that logic, would it be OK if Julian stuck that wand up her ass? 

also there is the poop in a box method that you can do in the privacy of your own Loo

That method is not nearly as accurate, right? That's the method her uncle used.

After going through a three month prostate cancer scare earlier in the year, to the point of having to get a biopsy that eventually proved me negative...I'm all for accuracy?

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Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
« Reply #122 on: November 03, 2022, 07:20:31 pm »
I pooped in the box and then mailed it.  I have completed my life's goals.

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Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
« Reply #123 on: November 03, 2022, 08:19:00 pm »
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside it's my poop in a box
It's in a box
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Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
« Reply #124 on: November 03, 2022, 08:19:39 pm »

That method is not nearly as accurate, right? That's the method her uncle used.
so yes, not as accurate and really sorry that happened to her uncle
I don't think colon cancer is a genetic/hereditary thing as much as it is you have a diet of mostly meat/processed food

ok 3% of them are inherited
colorectal cancer is caused by an inherited genetic condition called Lynch syndrome, also known as hereditary nonpolyposis colorectal cancer or HNPCC. About 3% (1 in 30) of colorectal cancer cases are due to Lynch syndrome.
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Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
« Reply #125 on: November 03, 2022, 09:48:59 pm »

That method is not nearly as accurate, right? That's the method her uncle used.
so yes, not as accurate and really sorry that happened to her uncle
I don't think colon cancer is a genetic/hereditary thing as much as it is you have a diet of mostly meat/processed food

ok 3% of them are inherited
colorectal cancer is caused by an inherited genetic condition called Lynch syndrome, also known as hereditary nonpolyposis colorectal cancer or HNPCC. About 3% (1 in 30) of colorectal cancer cases are due to Lynch syndrome.


Soy maybe as a pescetarian who was veg for a number years, i shouldn't even be bothering .

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Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
« Reply #126 on: November 03, 2022, 10:15:10 pm »
Soy maybe as a pescetarian who was veg for a number years, i shouldn't even be bothering .

lol, funny typo

(or maybe you're practicing your spanish?)
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Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
« Reply #127 on: November 03, 2022, 10:30:13 pm »
Soy maybe as a pescetarian who was veg for a number years, i shouldn't even be bothering .
please don't take medical advice from me...at very least poop in a box and send it Cock
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Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
« Reply #128 on: November 04, 2022, 09:09:50 am »
I have mine next week, I'll be sure to keep you all updated

Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
« Reply #129 on: November 04, 2022, 09:50:30 am »
I have mine next week, I'll be sure to keep you all updated
some post poo banter
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Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
« Reply #130 on: November 10, 2022, 06:03:36 pm »
Starting my prep...

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Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
« Reply #131 on: November 10, 2022, 06:04:56 pm »
Starting my prep...
Could take awhile — you’ve always been full of shit.
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Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
« Reply #132 on: November 10, 2022, 06:05:41 pm »
hope you gorged yourself on burgers and beer beforehand.

we will keep you in our thoughts... as we gorge ourselves on burgers and beers tonight and tomorrow morning.
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Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
« Reply #133 on: November 10, 2022, 06:14:45 pm »

Starting my prep...
Could take awhile — you’ve always been full of shit.

You know nothing about my shit!


hope you gorged yourself on burgers and beer beforehand.

we will keep you in our thoughts... as we gorge ourselves on burgers and beers tonight and tomorrow morning.

My last meal was a meatball sub.

Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
« Reply #134 on: November 10, 2022, 06:15:41 pm »

Starting my prep...
Could take awhile — you’ve always been full of shit.

You know nothing about my shit!
I think we have a well documented feed of it
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