Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

My wife refuses to get one because "I don't want some strange man sticking a wand up my ass."  (I think I read that 85% of gastroentologists are men.)

She'll be asleep for the procedure, just like half the time she's having sex with you.

My God almighty! My God almighty! He killed him! As God is my witness, he is broken in half!

[Space Freely]

My wife refuses to get one because "I don't want some strange man sticking a wand up my ass." 

so by that logic, would it be OK if Julian stuck that wand up her ass? 

also there is the poop in a box method that you can do in the privacy of your own Loo

That method is not nearly as accurate, right? That's the method her uncle used.

After going through a three month prostate cancer scare earlier in the year, to the point of having to get a biopsy that eventually proved me negative...I'm all for accuracy?

[Cock Van Der Palm]

I pooped in the box and then mailed it.  I have completed my life's goals.

[Justin Tonation]

A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside it's my poop in a box
It's in a box

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

That method is not nearly as accurate, right? That's the method her uncle used.

so yes, not as accurate and really sorry that happened to her uncle
I don't think colon cancer is a genetic/hereditary thing as much as it is you have a diet of mostly meat/processed food

ok 3% of them are inherited
colorectal cancer is caused by an inherited genetic condition called Lynch syndrome, also known as hereditary nonpolyposis colorectal cancer or HNPCC. About 3% (1 in 30) of colorectal cancer cases are due to Lynch syndrome.

[Space Freely]

That method is not nearly as accurate, right? That's the method her uncle used.

so yes, not as accurate and really sorry that happened to her uncle
I don't think colon cancer is a genetic/hereditary thing as much as it is you have a diet of mostly meat/processed food

ok 3% of them are inherited
colorectal cancer is caused by an inherited genetic condition called Lynch syndrome, also known as hereditary nonpolyposis colorectal cancer or HNPCC. About 3% (1 in 30) of colorectal cancer cases are due to Lynch syndrome.

Soy maybe as a pescetarian who was veg for a number years, i shouldn't even be bothering .

[sweetcell]

Soy maybe as a pescetarian who was veg for a number years, i shouldn't even be bothering .

lol, funny typo

(or maybe you're practicing your spanish?)

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Soy maybe as a pescetarian who was veg for a number years, i shouldn't even be bothering .

please don't take medical advice from me...at very least poop in a box and send it Cock

[Yada]

I have mine next week, I'll be sure to keep you all updated

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

I have mine next week, I'll be sure to keep you all updated

some post poo banter

[Yada]

Starting my prep...

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Starting my prep...

Could take awhile — you’ve always been full of shit.

[sweetcell]

hope you gorged yourself on burgers and beer beforehand.

we will keep you in our thoughts... as we gorge ourselves on burgers and beers tonight and tomorrow morning.

[Yada]

Starting my prep...

Could take awhile — you’ve always been full of shit.

You know nothing about my shit!

hope you gorged yourself on burgers and beer beforehand.

we will keep you in our thoughts... as we gorge ourselves on burgers and beers tonight and tomorrow morning.

My last meal was a meatball sub.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Starting my prep...

Could take awhile — you’ve always been full of shit.

You know nothing about my shit!

I think we have a well documented feed of it