1. How many haircuts did you get in 2017?
(one, every month)
2. Name your favorite Tom Waits release/album (compilations ok)
(none . . . for i hate that motherfucker; more than any other living musician, on the planet)
3. Most satisfying sexual position
(hands on the back of a couch, ass open to the wind, stick it in)
4. Do you have a car?
(i have two)
5. The concert you are most glad you where at
(2017 - Flaming Lips at the club on my birthday, and of all time - 3rd row U2 Zoo TV tour RFK)
6. Do you prefer the term "latino" or "hispanic"
(latino . . . it is sexxxier)
7.musical instrument you wish you could play
(the drums . . . i played them in band in school, both bass and that other one)
8. Did you buy a Christmas tree this year?
(no, we decided to recycle the ole fake one from the basement)
9. Average time of work commute
(I work 3 jobs . . . one is 30 minutes, one is 45, and one varies depending on where i have to go from county to county)
10. Do you believe in God?
(why would you not? who do you think invented all of this; phil rizzuto? the levels of conscious hierarchy and realms of reality so far beyond what we can understand, only proves that a power is there and it is real. here, i will let you in on a secret. attempt what is called archangel mediation contact. whether you believe it or not . . . it does not matter. god likes that you don't believe in it, so there. through meditation you can contact an archangel, who will come to you and prove to you that all of it real, that everything from God to human connection is alive, as you openly weep through the process. you're, welcome.
