The thread in which we nominate taglines for the forum based on comments

[nkotb]

are we now questioning math!?

[Multivisti-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

So I sauntered into CVS on a Sunday afternoon, with my Neil Young haircut, old hoodie, shorts, beat up running shoes, and unshowered body and asked the cute young teenage girl worker where they keep the drug tests, carefully explaining that the drug test is for my dog, not for me. With a smirk on her face, she pointed me in the right direction. Note: I call her "cute" in a father of a cute teenage girl kind of way. Not in a Anthony Kiedis/Jimmy Page in their 20's kind of way.

[Multivisti-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

a curmudgeonly guy who looks like Jon Auer isn't going to get much play.

[grateful]

Don't Read The Comments

[shemptiness]

At dinner, my wife ... set me on fire

[grateful]

wait there are other boards?

[nkotb]

“Why yes, please come in with your two foot rock hard dong!”

[Multivisti-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

I never knew you had a little thing

[Justin Tonation]

I never knew you had a little thing

Shorts fired!

[grateful]

You misspelled Moron when you set up your username.

[Multivisti-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Maybe I need to stop drinking at work.

[hutch]

Where is Yada? I promise to be more sensitive about Deaners mental health ok??