Trader Joes: J Geils Band-Love Stinks
I got my physical today. No comments about my hands from the doctor except that they felt really good on her.
Anyway, on the way home I stopped at Trader Joes. There was a slightly disheveled middle aged white guy going around telling everyone (me included) that “Hey did you hear the Redskins got a new coach. He’s Chinese. His name is Win One Soon.”
Then after he had my attention, he told me the Astros hired Dusty Baker as their manager. “Why can’t the Nationals get Dusty Baker as their manager?” (Um, Maybe because they just won a World Series with Dave Martinez?)
Then he asked what I thought about the impeachment hearings, and trying to be as unengaging as possible, I said "They're interesting." And he said "I'll tell you what I think. They shouldn't even be having them. That guy should be in jail."
Then he asked “Turkey in a can can’t possibly be healthy, can it? I tell you what’s not healthy, fruit in a can. I tell you what else is not healthy, fried foods. McDonalds? Not healthy (gives thumbs down). Burger King Not healthy (gives thumbs down). Papa John’s? Not healthy (gives thumbs down). Dominoes? Not healthy (gives thumbs down). Wendy’s? Not healthy (gives thumbs down). Hardees? Not healthy (gives thumbs down). That place down the street, Subway? Not healthy (gives thumbs down). I tell you what is healthy, Chipotle. That’s where I’m going right now.”
Ok, see ya.
