Maybe we should just impeach Trump

[sweetcell]

trump's lawyers arranged for a private firm to search 4 trump properties.  they found more classified material in a storage unit, but nothing at bedminster nor trump tower. 

and the masses were SHOCKED.

[sweetcell]

file under "i suffered to find this out, so you don't have to" -

as teased for a while now, trump has just made a #MajorAnnouncement.

holy fuck. DEFINITELY an impeachable offence. 

[kosmo vinyl]

NFTs are now done and dusted

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

This is so wild. I thought for sure he was going to genius brain it and announce DeSantis as his VP pick — without giving Ron any advance notice — but this is so much funnier.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

what a freaking grifter.   sad and pathetic, but guaranteed to make a ton of cash for literally nothing

lots are saying that he really was foolish with his 2024 announcement as every action is now viewed from a tax perspective as a part of the campaign fundraising and scrutinized much more heavily
although this is the third time, so I'm sure his lawyers knew exactly what to do

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

guaranteed to make a ton of cash for literally nothing

Is it? He and Melania have went down the NFT route before and it failed to garner a lot of interest.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

guaranteed to make a ton of cash for literally nothing

Is it? He and Melania have went down the NFT route before and it failed to garner a lot of interest.

Had no idea how that played out...but the real answer is hysterical...and sad
https://news.artnet.com/market/did-melania-trump-buy-her-own-nft-2071931

spoiler alert: Melania Trump bought her own NFT for $185,000


But the maga's don't really LOVE her like they worship him

[sweetcell]

guaranteed to make a ton of cash for literally nothing

Is it? He and Melania have went down the NFT route before and it failed to garner a lot of interest.

it's called "know your customer", and in this case they clearly don't.  the dixie-flag waving overweight mouth-breathers that make up the majority of his supporters - i.e. the people willing/stupid enough to buy these things - have no idea what an NFT is or why they would want one (as opposed to me, who knows what an NFT and still has no idea why anyone would want one). 

he would have done better to release physical printed trading cards. 

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

the dixie-flag waving overweight mouth-breathers that make up the majority of his supporters - i.e. the people willing/stupid enough to buy these things - have no idea what an NFT is or why they would want one (as opposed to me, who knows what an NFT and still has no idea why anyone would want one). 


he would have done better to release actual, physical trading cards.

This is spot on.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

guaranteed to make a ton of cash for literally nothing

Is it? He and Melania have went down the NFT route before and it failed to garner a lot of interest.

it's called "know your customer", and in this case they clearly don't.  the dixie-flag waving overweight mouth-breathers that make up the majority of his supporters - i.e. the people willing/stupid enough to buy these things - have no idea what an NFT is or why they would want one (as opposed to me, who knows what an NFT and still has no idea why anyone would want one). 

he would have done better to release physical printed trading cards.

the garbage pail kids ones are actually a 'buy' in the card trading world
https://www.ebay.com/itm/234767983637



interesting take

@rock_golf
He's not selling cards  He's laundering foreign investors using NFTs.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

wow...hearing him pitch it like a 2AM commerical for used cars is just off the charts pathetic
https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1603433487926706177

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

As a "sweepstakes," by law, they must allow you to sign up to have a chance to win these prizes without purchase.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

hmmm...not even owned by Trump?


So I'm curious where CIC Digital monies go?

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

nice family friendly burn

Joe Biden
@JoeBiden
I had some MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENTS the last couple of weeks, too…

✔️ Inflation’s easing
✔️ I just signed the Respect for Marriage Act
✔️ We brought Brittney Griner home
✔️ Gas prices are lower than a year ago
✔️ 10,000 new high-paying jobs in Arizona

[sweetcell]

wow...hearing him pitch it like a 2AM commerical for used cars is just off the charts pathetic
https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1603433487926706177

JFC.  i thought this was a parody.  a deep fake mocking this whole NFT disaster.  but no, that's actually him.  how.  fucking.  embarrassing.

"... a chance to win amazing prizes, like dinner with me.  well, i don't know if that's an amazing prize, but it's what we have."