The Potato Thread: Potatoes in the News

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What i want...

https://twitter.com/MusicalChaotic/status/1570567695216832513?t=QrtjRQlSdNg_ilUIZciAVA&s=19

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Has this been posted already?



https://jeffswystun.medium.com/this-restaurant-never-existed-and-i-proved-it-9b40b17c4148

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My first thought was of a Les Nesman fiasco, but saner heads prevailed.

"St. Mark’s holds potato drop

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Man hit by flying potato while riding e-scooter loses eye
An e-scooter rider’s eye has been surgically removed after a bizarre attack from a flying potato left him permanently injured.


"...the potato was thrown – or potentially “fired” – from a passing car by one of its occupants before it struck the alleged victim in the eye."

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^ that is EXACTLY why we need more potato awareness.  this thread is doing god's work.

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we need more potato awareness. 

 
knowledge is power.

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we need more potato awareness. 

 
knowledge is power.

I might actually make a T-shirt out of that and wear it

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we need more potato awareness. 

 
knowledge is power.

I might actually make a T-shirt out of that and wear it

I'd buy it.

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Man I could eat a potato right about now.

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Not to be outdone by the tomatoe soup stans
[German climate change activists splash mashed potatoes on Monet painting

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@svdate
Trump, who attempted a coup to remain in power but whose ability to come up with childish nicknames for his rivals apparently still scares Republicans, is reportedly choosing between two for Ron DeSantis:

Potato Boy
Fat Ron

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dunno if this qualifies as "in the news", but it's the gawdang truth:

a few weeks ago the fam and i hit up Rainier Nat'l Park.  we got there early to a mostly-deserted parking lot.  i mentally picked out a parking spot and as i got there i found... a single, solitary potato.  just sitting there.  waiting for me to run it over, maybe.  the poor thing has clearly spent the night there, alone, cold.  i could hear it calling to me, "i... neeeeeee.... hot... oil.... or at least a pat of butter and some chives!"

proof:

(click to enlarge)

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dunno if this qualifies as "in the news", but it's the gawdang truth:

a few weeks ago the fam and i hit up Rainier Nat'l Park.  we got there early to a mostly-deserted parking lot.  i mentally picked out a parking spot and as i got there i found... a single, solitary potato.  just sitting there.  waiting for me to run it over, maybe.  the poor thing has clearly spent the night there, alone, cold.  i could hear it calling to me, "i... neeeeeee.... hot... oil.... or at least a pat of butter and some chives!"

proof:

(click to enlarge)

19,999

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19,999

really?!?  i hadn't noticed, thanks!!!

i'm going to make post #20k something really meaningful... something that will make it into the Poster Hall of Fame... it's going to be the kind of thing that you'll forever remember where you were when you read it.  people will be talking about their lives pre-sweetcell20k, and post-sweetcell20k.

hold on to your hats!  coming soon!!!