The Potato Thread: Potatoes in the News

[grateful]

I have on good authority that there are no chapters sanctioned by J.A. in all of Idaho

Oh hell no! They helicopter in as they celebrate the new year in every timezone.

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I have on good authority that there are no chapters sanctioned by J.A. in all of Idaho

Oh hell no! They helicopter in as they celebrate the new year in every timezone.

um last I checked a helicopter can't make each timezone drop...need to be a private jet
and I think that's on the j.a. admission application that you own at least one

[sweetcell]

I have on good authority that there are no chapters sanctioned by J.A. in all of Idaho

the Sun Valley chapter has been provisionally accepted.  still working to carve themselves away from the riff raff.

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I have on good authority that there are no chapters sanctioned by J.A. in all of Idaho

the Sun Valley chapter has been provisionally accepted.  still working to carve themselves away from the riff raff.

I think that they are under review due to the proximity to Dollar Mountain
just bad PR

[grateful]

An offer you shouldn't refuse:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CmznOuxKJeZ/?igshid=Yzg5MTU1MDY=

[grateful]

Wishes for 2023

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cm0uTOmoHJY/?igshid=Yzg5MTU1MDY=

[grateful]

I'm not really sure how we missed #potatosocks

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I'm not really sure how we missed #potatosocks

I was really hoping I'd find socks made out of potatos...bummer, they are just socks with cartoon potato prints

[grateful]

I'm not really sure how we missed #potatosocks

Worthy followup:

No, sleeping with a potato in your sock will not fight off viruses

https://www.wcnc.com/article/news/verify/potato-sock-home-remedy-tiktok-virus-sick-illness-verify/275-fb96840c-7867-479f-ac1f-a785166d3d16

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I'm not really sure how we missed #potatosocks

Worthy followup:

No, sleeping with a potato in your sock will not fight off viruses

https://www.wcnc.com/article/news/verify/potato-sock-home-remedy-tiktok-virus-sick-illness-verify/275-fb96840c-7867-479f-ac1f-a785166d3d16

don't knock it until you try it...been covid free for decades with this method
but they are doing it wrong, it goes in your underwear, not your socks

I'm gonna be honest, not sure I trust this "doctor"I don't need evidence; I did my research!
"There isn't much evidence to show that potatoes are effective at drawing out toxins or will help you get over a cold faster," Dr. Robinson said.

[sweetcell]

No, sleeping with a potato in your sock will not fight off viruses

nor will walking with a potato in the front of your underwear fight off virginity.

or, you know, so i'm told.

[kosmo vinyl]

Robert Pattinson once did a body 'detox' that required him to eat nothing but potatoes for 2 weeks

"You definitely lose weight."


https://ew.com/celebrity/robert-pattinson-potato-cleanse-diet-detox-weight-loss/

Just boiled potatoes and Himalayan pink salt. Apparently it's a cleanse…

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Apparently it's a cleanse…

You misspelled "Irish Famine".

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

^^ Yes, I appreciate the joke above is not technically accurate and the Irish Potato Famine was a time with unedible blighted potatoes, not people eating nothing but potatoes. Congratulations on your pedantry in advance!