The Potato Thread: Potatoes in the News

[hAtchsIde lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

^crusty news, was posted years ago


In new news
Guy make $10k a month mailing out potatoes

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DC1tX-3sQTv

[grateful]

Baked potato nativity scene:


https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/s/yOeTpPoROB

[kosmo vinyl]

shamelessly lifted from bluesky

[hAtchsIde lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

^I've got a potato that does the hand jive in the microwave

[grateful]

How To Make Baked Potatoes 10x Better, According to an Expert
It will be the only way you’ll ever bake potatoes again

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/baked-potatoes-10x-better-according-140100241.html

[sweetcell]

[sweetcell]

^ which leads to the question: what if you're unhappy because you don' know how to cook potatoes, and you marry someone who does?

[Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK]

^ which leads to the question: what if you're unhappy because you don' know how to cook potatoes, and you marry someone who does?

Before the internet and church, this was the #1 way people coupled off.

[hutch]

I been eating a lot of gnocchi. The ones from Trader Joe’s are amazingly good, inexpensive and so easy to heat up.

Now when I tried the cauliflower gnocchi  I found myself missing my potatoes.

[hAtchsIde lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

^ which leads to the question: what if you're unhappy because you don' know how to cook potatoes, and you marry someone who does?

Before the internet and church, this was the #1 way people coupled off.

so that explains why the Irish were so prolific

[hAtchsIde lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Now when I tried the cauliflower gnocchi 

Where has hutch gone, this is surely a bot
The hutch I knew would return a steak if there were veggies on the side of the plate

[Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK]

I been eating a lot of gnocchi. The ones from Trader Joe’s are amazingly good, inexpensive and so easy to heat up.

Now when I tried the cauliflower gnocchi  I found myself missing my potatoes.

Chickpea or black bean pasta? I can fuck with that. Cauliflower gnocchi? Nah, it's strayed too far from God.

[hutch]

I put off eating them until there were absolutely no other options. I swear!!

I haven’t been able to drive in 53 days so I don’t control what is around.

[grateful]

Delivery groceries are the best thing to happen to sliced bread.

[hutch]

To or since???