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Re: The Home Improvement Thread
« Reply #420 on: May 14, 2024, 09:31:58 am »
I meant your wife! You can’t yell that at people!!!

She's from a loud working class Lithuanian family from Chicago. She yells whatever she wants. Often. Besides, he's on a riding lawnmower wearing noise cancelling headphones. He's not going to hear anything (hoping his wife and kids didn't hear it from indoors.)

So therefore it's ok to be racist?

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Re: The Home Improvement Thread
« Reply #421 on: May 14, 2024, 09:34:18 am »
Apparently

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Re: The Home Improvement Thread
« Reply #422 on: May 14, 2024, 09:36:16 am »
Lots of Lithuanian immigrants in metro-Detroit; can confirm, they're allowed to be racist.
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Re: The Home Improvement Thread
« Reply #423 on: May 14, 2024, 10:16:33 am »
Lots of Lithuanian immigrants in metro-Detroit; can confirm, they're allowed to be racist.
hmm, this is a loophole I didn't know about


TIL learned about some famous Lituanians: Pink, John C Reily, Jason and Amy Sudeikis, Anthony Kiedis, Brandon Flowers

and oddly a timely one
Hannibal Lecter, the villain and main character of The Silence of the Lambs, though fictional, was born in Lithuania. The book’s author, Thomas Harris, created his famed character as a Lithuanian who moved to the US and over time earned his US citizenship before becoming a serial killer. Harris and his famous evil character are commemorated with a plaque on Literatu g. in Vilnius, a street that highlights authors and famous novels related to Lithuania.
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Re: The Home Improvement Thread
« Reply #424 on: May 14, 2024, 10:20:18 am »
The late, great Hannibal Lecter. He’s a wonderful man. He oftentimes would have a friend for dinner. Remember the last scene? ‘Excuse me, I’m about to have a friend for dinner,’ as this poor doctor walked by. ‘I’m about to have a friend for dinner.’ But Hannibal Lecter. Congratulations. The late, great Hannibal Lecter.

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Re: The Home Improvement Thread
« Reply #425 on: May 14, 2024, 10:28:20 am »
My grandmother was Lithuanian but I don’t remember hearing about this loophole? Maybe it doesn’t apply for Lithuanian Jews?

Re: The Home Improvement Thread
« Reply #426 on: May 14, 2024, 10:29:29 am »
My grandmother was Lithuanian but I don’t remember hearing about this loophole? Maybe it doesn’t apply for Lithuanian Jews?
ahh the old loophole in the loophole
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Re: The Home Improvement Thread
« Reply #427 on: May 14, 2024, 10:32:44 am »
The Poophole Loophole, if you will.
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Re: The Home Improvement Thread
« Reply #428 on: May 14, 2024, 10:33:29 am »
The Poophole Loophole, if you will.

walky thread >>>>>

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Re: The Home Improvement Thread
« Reply #429 on: May 14, 2024, 10:34:53 am »
The Poophole Loophole, if you will.

walky thread >>>>>
"Relaxer thread >>>>>" would've been the better, deep cut.
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Re: The Home Improvement Thread
« Reply #430 on: May 14, 2024, 11:01:20 am »
My grandmother was Lithuanian but I don’t remember hearing about this loophole? Maybe it doesn’t apply for Lithuanian Jews?

Not sure.

The irony is that my "Mexican" neighbor (if I had to guess based on his last name, Mexican-American would be a good guess) attended one of the very tippy top elite small liberal arts colleges in the country (acceptance rate less than 10%), which has a about a 10% Latino population and about a 0.2% African-American population (so, literally, less than five black people). Whereas my Lithuanian-American wife took 10 years to pay her way through a fourth tier university with an 85% acceptance rate, and a student population that has more Latinos than it does White people and an African-American population on par with the national average.

How do y'all feel about riding mowers on small lots?

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Re: The Home Improvement Thread
« Reply #431 on: May 14, 2024, 11:11:24 am »
At 7 am? GTFO


My style is more just not mowing at all….

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Re: The Home Improvement Thread
« Reply #432 on: May 14, 2024, 11:22:20 am »
I have mowed the front lawn once this year. I need a new lawn mower. Something that can take a beating. None of that electric weak shit

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Re: The Home Improvement Thread
« Reply #433 on: May 14, 2024, 11:25:28 am »
At 7 am? GTFO


My style is more just not mowing at all….

Yeah, he's very ambitious with the yard work. Sometimes has the while family out there with him. This is in contrast to most of the neighborhood, who hire help to do the work for them. Good for him, but the 7am was a bit much.

I'm not Mr. Perfect yard (I think we have more weeds than grass, as both front and back is sun-challenged...but I do what I can.)


A couple of weekends ago we hard a hard rain and it caused a leak in my wife's office ceiling. I had our roofing people out yesterday. They insisted that the problem is not with the shingles but with the (possibly nonfunctioning) ancient solar panels...so they gave us an expensive caulk job. It's possible it might be time to take down the solar panels, but that will involve some time and thinking (who takes them down? The roof people? An HVAC company? I don't even know what the solar panel company was.)

Of course, I went into the attic several times to investigate, and now in addition to a small leak we have a large hole, as I accidentally stepped through the ceiling. So after we're sure the roof if fixed, I'll have to call someone to do a drywall job on the office ceiling.

I think it would be fun to race lawnmowers. We used to have a go-kart when I was a kid. My dad made a track so we could race it, but we only had one go-kart. So those not on the go-kart would race their bmx bike. My kid does nothing like that. Hell, she doesn't do any chores around the house. Maybe if I got her a riding lawnmower and sold it as a fun thing that people who went to an elite college do, she would take to lawnmowing. I think the key would be paying her enough. But my wife already buys her everything she asks for, so there's little incentive to do any chores.
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Re: The Home Improvement Thread
« Reply #434 on: May 14, 2024, 11:42:24 am »
Would read again.