The Home Improvement Thread

[hutch]

How come you can’t get 2.5%?!?

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Dunno, I haven’t even seen 2.5 Even advertised
But if it’s in black and white, it’s a done deal

Every lender wants a credit check, so that prevents mass requests
But I have no idea,
I do know there are different rates for zip codes.  So maybe sweets is in the sweet spot

[Yada]

Please remember that sweetz lives in rural Washington and most likely has a conforming rate and siderefi lives in one of the wealthiest counties in the country and most likely has a jumbo loan.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

actually not a Jumbo, but that definitely would be a factor to higher rates

[Yada]

actually not a Jumbo, but that definitely would be a factor to higher rates

Sidetru$t

[Space Freely]

As the resident cheapskate, I feel like I should know more about what you guys are talking about. But it's all too exhausting. And boring. I guess there's always the coupons in the Sunday paper.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

what is this Sunday paper thing you speak of?
Does it require one of these to read?

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Please remember that sweetz lives in rural Washington and most likely has a conforming rate and siderefi lives in one of the wealthiest counties in the country and most likely has a jumbo loan.

Look at this real estate finance knowledge! Yada is a regular Long & Foster, I tell you what! A virtual Century 21 of a man!

[Space Freely]

what is this Sunday paper thing you speak of?
Does it require one of these to read?

I'll let 20th Century Joe explain that one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZ3NDP-Qiak

[hutch]

Please remember that sweetz lives in rural Washington and most likely has a conforming rate and siderefi lives in one of the wealthiest counties in the country and most likely has a jumbo loan.

Look at this real estate finance knowledge! Yada is a regular Long & Foster, I tell you what! A virtual Century 21 of a man!

Uh oh

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

He's a Keller Williams in the sense of both realtorial expertise AND terrible jam band-ness. Triple threat!

[hutch]

Dude...just let it go

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

But I have so many more terrible real estate jokes I am holding in escrow.

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Keller Williams

Does sound like the name of a realtor liked by Phish phans

[Yada]

Glad I came back. Goodbye.