The Great Headline thread

[kosmo vinyl]

Alright whose job was it keep an eye on <redacted> this week

Nude man nabbed by police after ‘cannonball’ plunge into giant aquarium at Bass Pro Shop in Alabama

In the words of George Takei

OH MY

 A man crashed his car outside a Bass Pro Shop in Alabama, stripped down to his birthday suit and plunged into the giant aquarium inside the store, police said.

[ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

That happened a while back
There is video if I recall

[kosmo vinyl]

https://apnews.com/article/bass-pro-shops-aquarium-nude-man-arrested-1e3cd9caf8a5eea6e1c4718498c914b3

[ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Oh dang, this is a new incident, must be a tictok thing:)

[kosmo vinyl]

Ugh there is video of this on twitter

[ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Ugh there is video of this on twitter

apparently ken was who jumped in

[nkotb]

The CPR dummy of the future can piss blood

[grateful]

Asteroid the size of 64 Canadian geese to pass Earth Tuesday

[Justin Tonation]

Asteroid the size of 64 Canadian geese to pass Earth Tuesday

We all know what sound effect that needs.

[grateful]

I wasn't sure if that was a 64-goose formation or a 64-goose rillette.

[sweetcell]

i simply LOVE that the canada goose has become a standardized unit of measure.

[grateful]

NASA Says Empire State Building-Sized Asteroid To Pass Earth Friday

https://www.newsweek.com/nasa-asteroid-empire-state-building-size-flyby-1865684

No mention of goose equivalence or link to converter.

[ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

No mention of goose equivalence or link to converter.

This is where my mind went as soon as I read this headline, the human race needs this calculator!

If you were looking for a “purpose” for your life, this is a noble cause and your legacy will be remembered by this very act

[sweetcell]

No mention of goose equivalence or link to converter.

have i mentioned that i love how the goose has become a standardized unit of measure?  because i do.  i truly do.

[ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

No mention of goose equivalence or link to converter.

have i mentioned that i love how the goose has become a standardized unit of measure?  because i do.  i truly do.

Well, it won’t if someone doesn’t create a conversion tool, take the baton here