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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #345 on: January 05, 2024, 10:45:44 pm »
Alright whose job was it keep an eye on <redacted> this week

Nude man nabbed by police after ‘cannonball’ plunge into giant aquarium at Bass Pro Shop in Alabama

In the words of George Takei

OH MY

 A man crashed his car outside a Bass Pro Shop in Alabama, stripped down to his birthday suit and plunged into the giant aquarium inside the store, police said.
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #346 on: January 06, 2024, 04:02:02 am »
That happened a while back
There is video if I recall
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« Reply #348 on: January 06, 2024, 12:01:27 pm »
Oh dang, this is a new incident, must be a tictok thing:)
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #349 on: January 06, 2024, 10:32:17 pm »
Ugh there is video of this on twitter
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« Reply #350 on: January 07, 2024, 12:02:48 am »
Ugh there is video of this on twitter
apparently ken was who jumped in
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« Reply #351 on: January 11, 2024, 09:35:22 pm »

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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #352 on: January 28, 2024, 08:34:29 pm »
Asteroid the size of 64 Canadian geese to pass Earth Tuesday

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« Reply #353 on: January 28, 2024, 09:15:25 pm »
Asteroid the size of 64 Canadian geese to pass Earth Tuesday

We all know what sound effect that needs.
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #354 on: January 28, 2024, 09:24:40 pm »
I wasn't sure if that was a 64-goose formation or a 64-goose rillette.

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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #355 on: January 29, 2024, 01:12:05 pm »
i simply LOVE that the canada goose has become a standardized unit of measure.
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #356 on: February 01, 2024, 12:16:39 pm »
NASA Says Empire State Building-Sized Asteroid To Pass Earth Friday

https://www.newsweek.com/nasa-asteroid-empire-state-building-size-flyby-1865684

No mention of goose equivalence or link to converter.

Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #357 on: February 01, 2024, 12:22:10 pm »
No mention of goose equivalence or link to converter.
This is where my mind went as soon as I read this headline, the human race needs this calculator!

If you were looking for a “purpose” for your life, this is a noble cause and your legacy will be remembered by this very act
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« Reply #358 on: February 01, 2024, 12:27:00 pm »
No mention of goose equivalence or link to converter.

have i mentioned that i love how the goose has become a standardized unit of measure?  because i do.  i truly do.
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« Reply #359 on: February 01, 2024, 01:51:55 pm »
No mention of goose equivalence or link to converter.

have i mentioned that i love how the goose has become a standardized unit of measure?  because i do.  i truly do.
Well, it won’t if someone doesn’t create a conversion tool, take the baton here
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