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« Reply #330 on: November 15, 2023, 09:30:15 am »
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« Reply #331 on: November 15, 2023, 02:42:18 pm »
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« Reply #332 on: November 15, 2023, 04:24:58 pm »
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« Reply #333 on: November 21, 2023, 03:04:23 pm »
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« Reply #334 on: November 27, 2023, 02:51:48 pm »
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« Reply #335 on: December 04, 2023, 05:53:27 pm »
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« Reply #336 on: December 08, 2023, 04:25:42 pm »
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« Reply #337 on: December 12, 2023, 05:35:56 pm »
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« Reply #338 on: December 15, 2023, 07:32:21 am »
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« Reply #339 on: December 15, 2023, 03:34:01 pm »
as the Angry People in Local Newspapers social media accounts put it “I’m not quite dead”



‘I’m still alive’ declares Angus man after discovering his own grave in cemetery

this whole story is amazing

Mr Hattel said he had realised something was not right because his social life has been deathly quiet for the past three or four months.

He said: “People think that I’m dead.

“My phone hasn’t rung for three or four months. I’ve been confused by it all but now I know why nobody has been calling.

Plot Twist

“I don’t even want to be buried – I plan to be cremated.”

He has put the blame for the headstone at the door of his ex-wife, from whom he separated some 26 years ago.

https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/angus-mearns/1092665/human-interest-im-still-alive-declares-angus-man-after-discovering-his-own-grave-in-cemetery/



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« Reply #340 on: December 15, 2023, 07:29:59 pm »
He has put the blame for the headstone at the door of his ex-wife, from whom he separated some 26 years ago.

women!  can live with 'em, can't be alive without them...
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« Reply #342 on: December 18, 2023, 06:07:41 pm »
Crikey!

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Looks serious, but not serious enough that it can't have a jovial photographer's signature!

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« Reply #343 on: December 19, 2023, 10:52:03 am »
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« Reply #344 on: December 30, 2023, 06:28:09 pm »
Finally!


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