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Justin Tonation

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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #315 on: October 10, 2023, 02:13:50 pm »
If they were on Rumspringa, it doesn't count.
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #316 on: October 13, 2023, 05:58:56 pm »
Man 32, goes blind in one eye after using Viagra

I have questions
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #317 on: October 14, 2023, 01:09:40 pm »
more like, scary headline

Scientists grow chickens with dinosaur legs as they aim to prove how evolution works
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #318 on: October 20, 2023, 11:58:38 am »
Oh God No: Morrissey Actually Showed Up This Time


 my date is suuuuper into Morrissey. All part of the plan: Morrissey no-shows, date gets bummed, I swoop in with a little bit of the ol’ “Don’t worry baby, let’s go listen to The Queen Is Dead at my place and throw gladioli all over our naked bodies” routine. Super solid plan, right? But then this pompadour with Tourette’s had to show up and shit all over it.




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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #319 on: October 20, 2023, 01:43:24 pm »
Finally someone fessed up!

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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #322 on: November 02, 2023, 09:50:29 am »
Man Jailed After Throwing A Beer At Bartender For Changing Black Sabbath To Christmas Music
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #324 on: November 08, 2023, 04:59:26 pm »
Man Charged With Public Masturbation At Arlington Pickleball Courts

Ok which one of you did this!
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #325 on: November 08, 2023, 05:11:30 pm »
Are you trying to confess?!

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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #326 on: November 08, 2023, 05:45:02 pm »
Man Charged With Public Masturbation At Arlington Pickleball Courts

Ok which one of you did this!

walky thread >>>>>

Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #327 on: November 09, 2023, 12:48:39 pm »
Man's Life Saved By Emergency Breast Implants


although the moral of the story is Vaping is bad news
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #328 on: November 09, 2023, 02:32:35 pm »

Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #329 on: November 10, 2023, 10:37:28 am »
Bruce Dickinson lands role in apocalyptic ABBA tribute band horror movie
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