The Great Headline thread

[kosmo vinyl]

It’s in the unofficial Wordle thread

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A Porno-Metal Song About Gay Cowboys Is Disrupting the Anti-Vax Trucker Convoy

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Kurt Cobain’s Daughter Is Dating Tony Hawk’s Son

[kosmo vinyl]

The mayor of Hudson, Ohio, has resigned after he suggested that permitting ice fishing could lead to prostitution.

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(of course, he was from Michigan)

[sweetcell]

Massachusetts game show winner gets trip to New Hampshire

[kosmo vinyl]

what do you expect when most of the state is shaped like a mitten... as usual Michigan We Get It Done

[grateful]

Arizona Priest Steps Down After Discovering Thousands of His Baptisms Don't Count Because He Said One Word Wrong

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Arizona Priest Steps Down After Discovering Thousands of His Baptisms Don't Count Because He Said One Word Wrong

As I said over on the social medias, this is the sort of thing that had it happened a thousand years ago, Europe would be plunged into decades of bloodshed as a result.

[kosmo vinyl]

Utah student displaces 22 in dorm after attempt to create rocket fuel on stove

[Justin Tonation]

This. Has. Everything.

Top 15 fugitive wanted for DC gender-reveal party shooting arrested in Florida

[Yada]

Do we need a Russia/Ukraine/WWIII thread?

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Do we need a Russia/Ukraine/WWIII thread?

where was that a headline?
but yes, we do

[Starsky]

Now invading the rest of Ukraine is pretty shitty

They should have kept their nukes

[sweetcell]

since we don't have a "dystopian nightmare headlines" thread, i guess i'll drop this here:

Putin calls for the "demilitarization" of Ukraine after announcing military action in Donbas


sooooo... how's that "demilitarization of Ukraine" going?