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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #150 on: July 03, 2022, 08:16:27 am »
Poison canceled over bad reaction to medication.  Brett Michaels hospitalized.
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #151 on: July 03, 2022, 08:22:32 am »
UNESCO declares borsch cooking an endangered
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« Reply #152 on: July 06, 2022, 08:06:45 am »
Giant African land snails force Florida town into quarantine
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #153 on: July 06, 2022, 09:29:41 am »
Quote from: Mark_Read on July 06, 2022, 08:06:45 am
Giant African land snails force Florida town into quarantine
no joke!


although it's Florida, wonder if you can sub them in your Conch Chowder
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #154 on: July 13, 2022, 09:33:56 am »
This story has been going around and this is a great concise version of it…

Fake cricket league dupes some online bettors

https://www.npr.org/2022/07/12/1111131964/fake-cricket-league-dupes-some-online-bettors
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #155 on: July 13, 2022, 10:44:25 am »
The best and brightest

Charges: Man lit his camper on fire, defaced own garage to appear targeted due to Trump flag

https://www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/news/denis-molla-brooklyn-center-arson-charges/

Just a minor case of wire fraud
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #156 on: July 14, 2022, 11:15:21 am »
This one is ok; I just like it because I worked at a lot of pizza places.

"Rescuers free man stuck in pizza oven vent."
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #157 on: July 15, 2022, 07:32:25 am »
And from England:

'Naughty' retired vicar, 74, caught carrying out a sex act with a HENRY HOOVER in church while wearing stockings claims he did it because his 'diabetes was not medicated'
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #158 on: July 15, 2022, 04:06:16 pm »
Quote from: Mark_Read on July 15, 2022, 07:32:25 am
And from England:

'Naughty' retired vicar, 74, caught carrying out a sex act with a HENRY HOOVER in church while wearing stockings claims he did it because his 'diabetes was not medicated'

in case anyone was wondering meet Henry Hoover



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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #159 on: July 15, 2022, 04:37:21 pm »
he does seem to be staring right at my package
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #160 on: July 15, 2022, 06:13:15 pm »
Does Henry have a sister? Asking for a friend.
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #161 on: July 25, 2022, 07:35:23 am »
Chess robot grabs and breaks finger of seven-year-old opponent
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #162 on: July 25, 2022, 09:04:29 am »
Quote from: Summer-Hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on July 25, 2022, 07:35:23 am
Chess robot grabs and breaks finger of seven-year-old opponent

(T)he machine had played many previous exhibitions without upset. “This is of course bad.”

Also, it was the kid's fault  ::)
Moscow incident occurred because child ‘violated’ safety rules by taking turn too quickly, says official
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #163 on: July 25, 2022, 11:55:32 am »
Elon Musk’s Dad Says Colombians Want His Sperm for Elon Army
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Re: The Great Headline thread
« Reply #164 on: July 27, 2022, 06:11:05 am »
Man crashes into shop, runs off and is attacked by emu

Swerving into the shop wasn't the worst thing to happen to him

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/man-crashes-shop-runs-attacked-7380249

The driver leapt a fence and found himself face to face with an emu
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